The CRESH spa and creche: we ALL deserve crap ham

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Enter all ye ESHes. We've been Barren, we've been Pregnant - now at last we are Child-Rearing.

• Come share your questionable tips on raising a real live baybee!
• Compete with Cunty to take control of the bad mummy crown!
• Eat crap ham - after all, you deserve it!

Ah, fair point! BTW you're well out of that Feb thread.

For dads and babies comedy T's go and have a look at the Twisted Twee website.

WANT!!!

Love that muse!!! Pebble dress is velly nice! I should get the "no one puts mummy in the corner" and I could wear to MiLs house!

cunty Those are fab! Can't decide what to get... i.e., ALL of it! AIBU to wear a "Gin" T-shirt as a PESH?

I do love that stuff: but I am a little concerned that this page is labelled as t-shirts for infants

MrCluck will be getting the "Whatever I get it will be wrong" bag and for myself I will be buying the "Damn you're a good mother" tee

Surely it's not an issue if they can't read Curls?

It was more the nipple tassles that worried me!

It was more the nipple tassles that worried me!

Argghhhh men !

Why do they leave everything to the last minute. We should be on the road to my 'rents. Fear not HI has left doing a quote til now. Typically one that he promised the client today and we have to drop off enroute. Awesome. Bloody awesome. I'm tempted to tell him I'm off without him.

I don't want to be on a motorway in the rain late on a Friday afternoon / evening.

Why is it this week has gone completely arse up!?

Love the gin and tonic t shirts, and the pint/ half pint ones.

You will not believe the link that MrP just found for me! I hope he feels bad. I so could have written / drawn that myself! At least he knows what really happens at night now.

That is absolutely brilliant!

I got the I'm Spartacus ones cos, as some of you know, that is what Hom wanted to call Rastus. Previously I have purchased the Pint and Half Pint ones.

Bloody hell! I completely forgot I had name-changed this morning for nefarious reasons. God I'm useless. Anyway, the link is good.

Haha, rumbled! I did wonder who that was Fanny!

I figured it must be a true ESH as the link was so brill.

Dying to know what shenanigans you've been up to with that new name MrsP. Link was very funny and dangerously close to the truth.

Alps - a while back you mentioned a toy Bear uses to help him sleep (was it a sheep???) but can't for the life of me find the link. Pliz to remind me.

Have bought MrCluck the saddleback t-shirt for fathers day. He might not like it but the kids will and that's what it's all about, no?!

hi kate - cunty is a fan too: Sleep Sheep - when you press each of the four legs it plays a different "melody" - from womb sounds, to heartbeat, to "spa music" (as cunty described it) - it has a soft pink glow and turns itself off automatically after about half an hour or so depending on batteries! We are now on our second as the downside is they don't go through the washing machine.

fanny I knew it was you - I'm not sure anyone else has a "MrP". I think that link pretty much sums it up doesn't it? How is it possible they get so tired?

The only reason I've "splashed out" and bought JB a watch is that his broke before xmas and he refuses to buy a new one because they cost more than 2 euros. He'd walk down the road in a bin bag if I allowed it rather than spend money on his appearance/things for him.

We have skipped fathers day this year as I barely managed to get organised for TBs birthday last week and splashed out quite a bit due to failure of inspiration. Normal or rather new services will resumed next year. It's a bit poo that his birthday falls so near FD as its hard enough to think of one thing to buy him let alone 3. Novelty tees might have to be the fall back position.

When she's big enough it'll all be about home made cards anyway Sprocks - I hate the fact that we feel pressured to spend cash on mother's/father's day. This year I got some grow your own freesias in a pot from Aldi but the best bit is always the card from smallboo.

Oh aye, for his bday I was up at 4 am wrapping his present, tracking down a card from me (lucky had some unsold ones I made for Etsy) and a postcard with a spaceman on from Sprout (the only one he's kept, ahhh). Next year it will be a whole different ball game. Ohh suddenly got all excited about crafts with her, yey!!!

Tbh I have always said mothers and fathers dsh were bollocks. We don't do cards as adults as it's such a hsllmahk thing. But it changes when you have a LO I suppose. Wish I had got my act together to send dad a card from sprout as might have cheered him up a bit.

Ooh can I bring smallboo up for a craft session too Sprocks?

What did you get TB for his birthday anyway? Dad's day isn't until tomorrow - just get her to dribble on a piece of paper and then sign it from her