ladies, mind the guessing and revealing bit here. full disclosers in the secret garden.
NO TROLLS ALLOWED!
Welcome and Greetings, Hippopotamus, TheCazalets, Merlion, blueberryboybait, UrsulaUndress, aStarInStrangeways, and BibiBelle, and Tealoaf.
Did I miss anyone?
Funny story: DC2 was wandering through the house this morning when suddenly the loudest noise appeared behind her. She turned to laugh and put her hands on her diaper. She'd never farted so loud. 
Hippopotamus your story makes be cringe. How on earth have you managed until now? I'll be sending you some healing energy to help with those anti-bs.
Merlion your secret is safe, with us at least. I will steer clear of your FB page for safe measure.
Housework is a MUST today. DH wants to leave Friday for our trip north. This means cleaning so someone can enter the house to feed the cats. It's not bad but I'd like it better.