Is anyone watching this Trump car crash?

[soundsys]

WTF is happening? It’s like some bizarre performance art piece.

He’s holding up signs and shouting and throwing out hats it’s just 🤯

Mumble, mumble, repeat the odd sentence twice, great guy, top guy, sleepy Biden. Pout.

Unfair, cheating, they’re all picking on us, waah waah waah

The most powerful man in the world. We’re all doomed

I was hoping there would be a thread like this because I can't bear to watch him!

It’s bonkers! Some serious fact checking needed. Can’t work out if he’s using autocue or just talking. It’s very boring too.

It’s so awful it’s riveting!

I can’t work this out either. My mother would have been shaking her head and saying ‘verbal diarrhoea’.

He is mind boggling.

His toupee is clinging on for dear life.

I keep thinking “there’s something wrong with him” in Daniel Radcliffe’s voice

I keep willing it to blow away

Where is this watchable?

His hair looks like it’s been woven by elves. I love the way the whole delicate construction keeps lifting up and down, we can so nearly see the smooth dome underneath.

It’s on the bbc news website

On the BBC news channel.

Well at least he is entertaining 😂😂

Wtf with the random printed chart?
America literally invented Microsoft, and yet they can't work out a way to get this bilge beamed onto a screen that people can actually see.

Other notable moments - Canada gives you your first can of milk for free apparently. But after that it's 700%. I don't know what of, it wasn't explained.
Eggs are now flying through the sky.

Utter batshit.

He looks and sounds like crap. How anyone who watched Biden deteriorate can watch this guy and think everything is hunky dory is beyond me.

I'm just getting the sky news updates but I did notice that Russia isn't on his tarrif chart. Is that because they are now best buddies?????

It’s like a 1980s game show chart.

I must admit I really quite enjoy him - he’s SO awful it’s like an entertainment show: some kind of parody.
Even his name - President Fart - is funny.
His appearance is funny: his tiny pouty mouth; his comb-over; his orange skin and his beady eyes.
His speeches are so bizarre and rambling they are a joy to listen to. Like some kind of gift for Have I Got News For You jokes.

It would be funny if he didn’t hold the highest office in the western world!

It isn’t funny though is it. It’s tearing the world apart.

I hope everyone doesn’t just cave and open manufacturing bases in the US. I suspect lots will

The Guardian is pithy;
"Donald Trump says the tariffs he has announced will generate “$6 trillion in investments” but experts explain that tariffs are actually paid for by American businesses and consumers. That would make it the largest “tax hike” in US history."

Please someone provide him with a stand…or an assistant.

I'm thinking Debbie McGee or Anthea Redfern….

I couldn’t see Mexico or Canada either, maybe they have their own boards.