The "Down with this sort of thing" picket. There is a burger van and you can wear your donkey jacket and fingerless gloves

[KatieMiddleton]

Fed up of the cuts? Fed up of the mislead bigotry? This is your sanctuary. Unwind. Vent. Pop over to the frothers thread if you feel like getting organised and doing some proactive stuff or just chill out with a cup of builders tea in a polystyrene cup.

Welcome.

Oh, a baby girl. How lovely.

You could always join us on the Real Wankers thread(s) in OTBT, where we continue to whine about broken boilers and household appliances. Justa is now posting there from her new home in NZ. It's definitely a bit of a sanctuary!

Oh, is it still going, BIWI? Must pop in.

Just read the dead bodies thread, how funny. yy to lots of silly threads. I am in the mood for something light hearted.

Have to email school about taking kids out of lunchtime club.

How long before you are back Mme?

Yes please to something lighthearted!!! I love silly and daft, not much of it of late on bashy MN.

Lots of good threads today and one spied one new BB (benefit bashing) one. It may be safe to venture out on the boards again!

This one is good www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/1393118-I-CANNOT-listen-to-next-door-having-sex-any-longer but Pinot does lower the tone rather.

I've had such fun today - I am hiding the benefit bashing ones - and I did stoop to calling swc a filthy liar or something and that I would NEVER SPEAK TO HER AGAIN! and then I hid the thread - so.

Smashing Katie - I shall beetle off there now I need a laff

Gosh how many ones in my last post? One one was meant to be an only. IYSWIM.

Oh Mary - it was so awful. So SO awful. What do you say? "Erm they're making love darling, up the harris"

awful.

There's one benefit one making me a bit twitchy for the trigger. There is a total arse on it.

Oh, g'wan then Hully, one more teensy shooting won't hurt......

I'm so glad it's Friday! Curry tonight and copious GIN.

No I'm being good and reporting on the grounds that the poster is an intolerable twat.

here

The name rhymes with Gadgorne

FFS. Not another one. I've reported as thread about a thread and put a snarky comment on it and will hide it in a bit once I've seen what happens.

I'm just going to post "That's nice dear" on all of those threads. If we all did it do you think we could make it stop?

Have people been mentioning the almost 1m quid bonus given to HSBC fella today?

You mean the RBS fella? No. Not one mention but after about 2 posts some knobber would point out how much tax he pays on that bonus...

And how much money he is going to save the country.

Bingo, it's in there.

Yy Maryz. That's why I want a handy BB in the thread title. Just for those that don't make it clear enough from the thread title.

Oh yes - very true.

Oh good. It's been apolalypse cheese bombed