The "Down with this sort of thing" picket. There is a burger van and you can wear your donkey jacket and fingerless gloves

[KatieMiddleton]

Fed up of the cuts? Fed up of the mislead bigotry? This is your sanctuary. Unwind. Vent. Pop over to the frothers thread if you feel like getting organised and doing some proactive stuff or just chill out with a cup of builders tea in a polystyrene cup.

Welcome.

shit, hope he's ok Te

Sorry to hear about your friend's DH Te - am sending all strong vibes.

Happy mehndi times Val! And it lasts so well doesn't it? I was offered to have it done on my feet at that time, but there is no way I could sit still, too ticklish

I am so shocked.

They live quite far away so feeling pretty useless, need to find their address and send something.

He is pretty young and very fit and healthy so hopefully he will pull through.

Thanks for the vibes

Sorry to hear that Te - what a shock. Hope he recovers quickly.

Oh Te that is awful. Sending some more vibes from here.

Hully I am finding your thread tres amusing.

Right, I'm going to pop a log on the brazier and turn on the generator for the van. What are you all having?

May I have a cheeseburger please, and a moan about all the stuff I got called the other day?
Oh, and May I tell the condems to piss off.

I'm opening the M&S biscuits.

Cheese burgers and being cheesed off all welcome here.

I am about to partake of a glass of Brouilley and I think The Good Wife is on later so things are looking up. That NZ Sauv sounds nice. Doesn't come in a blue bottle does it?

Oh Biscuits!

thanks

mmmmm!

Bugger. It's Wednesday not Thursday so no The Good Wife. Just a telly desert.

I'm here, with my sign, as Katie invited me. Do you promise that it's nice and warm, and I won't cry or feel all wobbly-kneed at the sheer scale of human cruelty? Please? Or do I go back to Improving Literature for the evening?

Stuff Improving Literature for the evening, BOF.

Have some rum.
Or wine.
Or gin.
Or all of em.

Today I feel I need them.

Some rum sounds marvellous and seamany, thank you.

I'm off to do some barely-literature Tudors

night night

It's an odd day.

Feels weirdly like the world ended.

I feel a hornpipe coming on.

Been at work today and on my return the bashers appear to have reproduced. Except they are all ruddy clones spouting the same old arse.

Like the Borg.

Not in a parallel dimension, unfortunately.

Here's a nice frothy article for some light reading. Mark Steel fancied me you know, back in the day. I had to staple myself to a wall to stop myself jumping him.

Oh Te- I've only just read up. I'm so sorry to hear that.

God, TeWi. Crossing everything for him.

Oh blimey, TeWi. I totally missed that. So sorry.

Evening.

Am getting excited. It looks like we might have a house in Scotland. Am sending my mum to look on Sunday and we will likely put an offer in on Monday.