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Just who exactly is our new oracle DominiConnor????

252 replies

moondog · 28/03/2006 16:05

I like it all.

Grin
OP posts:
Blu · 31/03/2006 15:57

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
I've been reported to MN, I'm a sensitive arts graduate....who can't possibly be expected to have an objective view on whether a written communication comes across as patronising, or what an editorail production team does WHHHHAAAAAAA WHHHAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaa! And now my pc is scaring me Whhhaaaaaaa waaaaaaaaaaaah

It IS friday afternoon, isn't it?

FUCK ME! I've just shifted uncomforatably in my chair and realised I have a PENIS! It's because I know what an Ohm is, and ever since I bragged to martianBishop that I can still draw a diagram of the Krebs Cycle I have been growing chest hair, HELP now it's bursting out of my jeans.....it's biuehushdfcsuiywe8973971290hdoucket09kjj cough...splutter...mmmmmmeeeeeeppppp mmm mm m...

tarantula · 31/03/2006 15:59

Pmsl here this thread is the funniest

dinosaure · 31/03/2006 16:00

Blu, it's your own fault, you just didn't wear enough make-up!!

Blandmum · 31/03/2006 16:07

How would the press report this stunning finding?

Times, 'Link found between study of science and male genetalia'

Grauniad 'Women take their rightful place after genital realignment'

Daily Mail 'Studying for women to be the death of out wonderful country'

Independent 'More information on the link between greenhouse emissions and global warming, why you should feel guilty and scared'

Sun, 'look at the BAs on these girls!'

zippitippitoes · 31/03/2006 16:08

just what i need after a day ordering big hunks of metal pmsl

ppJustineAndTech · 31/03/2006 16:18

This thread has come to our attention because some members have complained about personal abuse. Please remember the MN philosophy and try to keep discussion flowing without uneccessary attacks.
We have been in e mail correspondence with Bu, but she appears unable to apologise for her post of 2.58 or give an undertaking that she will refrain from personal attacks again, so it is with great regret that we have had to block her ISP number.

Have a nice afternoon, and play nicely.

Justine and Tech.

ruty · 31/03/2006 16:22

Blu has been banned? Hang on a minute we've just lost Blu? I'm completely baffled now.

Blandmum · 31/03/2006 16:23

I am lost as well

CarolinaMoon · 31/03/2006 16:24

this is a joke, right? Hence the "pp"

tarantula · 31/03/2006 16:24

What!!!!!!!!! this is a joke surely. It must be. Its a Friday afternoon wind ISNT IT????? please????

zippitippitoes · 31/03/2006 16:24

I think is a joke, non

dinosaure · 31/03/2006 16:29

Serves her right, if you ask me. She just didn't wear enough make-up.

ruty · 31/03/2006 16:29

didn't notice the pp. Phew. I hope.

WideWebWitch · 31/03/2006 16:29

def a joke

ruty · 31/03/2006 16:29

is it you dino?

Kathy1972 · 31/03/2006 16:32

I think if it was real they'd have posted the Mumsnet philosophy about being nice to each other, wouldn't they - every time I've seen that they've intervened they have always done this.

Had me going though.

Saggarmakersbottomknocker · 31/03/2006 16:33

PMSL! Grin

Blu - you crack me up!

tarantula · 31/03/2006 16:34

I'll go pack my bags then dino cos I dont wear the stuff eihter. It doesnt go well with my fangs or my \link{http://www.whatsyournightmare.com/versicolor2.jpg\colouring}

dinosaure · 31/03/2006 16:37

Not me, no...

dinosaure · 31/03/2006 16:38

tarantula, I can see that you need no help from make-up!

ruty · 31/03/2006 16:42

so its you then Blu. You're huge penis is giving you ideas above your station! Grin

ruty · 31/03/2006 16:42

oh dear look at my punctuation.

dinosaure · 31/03/2006 16:43

Tut, ruty.

ruty · 31/03/2006 16:44

i know dino.

Blu · 31/03/2006 16:47

BOO!

yeah, Ruty, it's fab! At first I thought I was having one of my Freudian Wishful Thinking phases, but now I realise it's real, it's here to stay, and I can swager about correcting those who suffere from understandable ignorance.

Hacked back into MN (using my superior IT know-how) because I had to Grin at MartianBishops post about the nespapers. You're a top bloke, MB, very funny. What would PCMag say about it?

Oh, wow - my earnings have gone up, too - you should see my enormous pay packet.

hey DC - no hard feelings eh? No need to feel sensitive, just Friday Afternoon fun amongst a few guys...sorry I called you obnoxious, rude, I know, but that was when I was still female.