What is "half witted urban prole type English"? And also.. what is classed as a 'soft PhD'?
I love MN.. but you know what?.. I can post on other sites and feel I am "quite intelligent".. have even been CALLED intelligent on a number of occasions
.. (because I suppose intelligence, as all things, is relative..).. but on MN, I read some posts.. and read them again.. and then go and get my dictionary.. and then my thesaurus... and STILL end up missing some points that other boffin types are merrily churningo ut without missing a beat (much less fetching literary aids!!!!!) 
But I learn a lot, that's for sure!!
SJ x