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Blondeshavemorefun · 21/07/2009 21:22

heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp

our monster is

starting to hump

eldest had friend over last week for play after school (and yes this blonde cooked a fab homemade meal - but i regress ...)

friend 6 was kneeling on grass,and puppy crouched over him and was about to hump, when i saw, and yelled,and dog ran away - friend was ok - didnt know what had happened

yesterday was worse

more friends over and boy 5 was just standing in garden, when monster puppy went up to him, put his paws on shoulder and literally was trying to shag him

boy fell over, and dog carried on - i was at other end of garden (its a big one) and i yelled and charged to end of garden to try and pull dog off

remember he is 10.5 stone - dog ran off, and i yelled at him, and put him in his cage

mb was at home and asked what dog had done (she heard me screaming at dog) and i said dog had just tried to shag friend

mb was and

luckily friend5 didnt know what had really happened, and we just said dog was naughty for pushing him over

i want to chop his balls off NOW, as does mb but db wants to breed from him,as he is a pedigree and a lovely boy (normally)

he is 13mths - how old does a dog have to be to be a daddy?

so

bella, king and anyone else

what do we do to stop it?

thank you

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Blondeshavemorefun · 24/07/2009 12:25

supernanny was modelled on me

didnt you know

now go and sit!!

and think about your bad behavious (as sure woffa is as well)

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KingCanuteIAm · 24/07/2009 12:27

Hah, I have plenty to think about at the moment...

[yummy]

Blondeshavemorefun · 24/07/2009 12:31

think you you like

but quietly in your head!!!

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KingCanuteIAm · 24/07/2009 12:39

Yes miss

Blondeshavemorefun · 24/07/2009 12:42

glad you understand

i rule look after my 3 with a firm but loving hand

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Bella21 · 24/07/2009 12:45

50 mins at least.

Was your man hung like a Swiss Mountain Dog horse then, KC?

Bella21 · 24/07/2009 12:46

oops - forgot to refresh my page.

My bit comes in at Blondie saying '30/40 mins' - okay?

KingCanuteIAm · 24/07/2009 12:48

Lol Bella, lets just say he did not shatter the illusions I had about him at that point

Blondeshavemorefun · 24/07/2009 12:55

my monster is def hung like a horse

i pity the poor bitch he eventually manages to shag

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KingCanuteIAm · 24/07/2009 12:58

Ewww... far too much intimate knowledge of your pet there Blondes

Blondeshavemorefun · 24/07/2009 13:01

well what do you expect of a 6ft monster

and thought you would LIKE to know this useless but interesting fact about him

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KingCanuteIAm · 24/07/2009 13:03

Don't know what you are implying

Blondeshavemorefun · 24/07/2009 13:13

blonde NEVER implies .....

ps j depp is very cute

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KingCanuteIAm · 24/07/2009 13:20

I know

JonathanDepp · 24/07/2009 13:22

Hi girls

Just wondered - my Creme de la Mer has run out! Could any of you spare me some? Don't want my peachy soft cheeks to dry out you know!

This is a real interesting thread, btw. Is Bella about? I was hoping to ask her what I should put on the hideous rash I've got after waxing my chest hair last night. Would aloe vera be good?

Right, off for my manicure now. French tips are so last year, dontcha think?

Laters, girlies

Blondeshavemorefun · 24/07/2009 13:23
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KingCanuteIAm · 24/07/2009 13:25
JonBonJovi · 24/07/2009 13:28

Aw, ffs, Johnny. You're such a fecking poof. Can't even fecking sing. Can't rock a stadium. Can't wear horny fringed cowboy jackets and sing:

I'm a cowboy
On a steel horse I ride
I'm wanted
Dead or alive....

JohnnyDeppIsMineITellYa · 24/07/2009 13:28

What is% going on around here?

Johnny, I think you need to get yourself out of here, nothing but a den of slappers and slatterns from what I can see

[stern stare]

Please leave my man alone

JonBonJovi · 24/07/2009 13:30

Tommy used to work on the docks
Union's been on strike
He's down on his luck
It's tough
So tough

Tina works the diner all day
Working for her man
She brings home her pay
For love
For love...

JohnnyDeppIsMineITellYa · 24/07/2009 13:33

Oh naff orf ya crooner... my man knows how to make a lady melt with his eyes. He doesn't need all those silly songs you know!

JonBonJovi · 24/07/2009 13:33

oh, oh, we're half way there
ah, ah, living on a prayer
take my hand
we'll make it I swear...

JonBonJovi · 24/07/2009 13:34
JohnnyDeppIsMineITellYa · 24/07/2009 13:35

You knwo that arse is only "firm" because the denim is so tight - get rid of the denim and there would be serious sagging going on...I suspect there may be body tape in use too!

JonBonJovi · 24/07/2009 13:36

This one's for Bella

Baby I want you
Like the roses want the rain
Baby I need you
Like the poet needs the pain
and I would give anything
my love, my blood, my life
to have you in these arms tonight...

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