humping dog

[Blondeshavemorefun]

heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp

our monster is

starting to hump

eldest had friend over last week for play after school (and yes this blonde cooked a fab homemade meal - but i regress ...)

friend 6 was kneeling on grass,and puppy crouched over him and was about to hump, when i saw, and yelled,and dog ran away - friend was ok - didnt know what had happened

yesterday was worse

more friends over and boy 5 was just standing in garden, when monster puppy went up to him, put his paws on shoulder and literally was trying to shag him

boy fell over, and dog carried on - i was at other end of garden (its a big one) and i yelled and charged to end of garden to try and pull dog off

remember he is 10.5 stone - dog ran off, and i yelled at him, and put him in his cage

mb was at home and asked what dog had done (she heard me screaming at dog) and i said dog had just tried to shag friend

mb was and

luckily friend5 didnt know what had really happened, and we just said dog was naughty for pushing him over

i want to chop his balls off NOW, as does mb but db wants to breed from him,as he is a pedigree and a lovely boy (normally)

he is 13mths - how old does a dog have to be to be a daddy?

so

bella, king and anyone else

what do we do to stop it?

thank you

All right, I guess we're chums again.

Right - really have to go. Bella has a sick pet to nurse. Nothing serious, just tlc needed.

Laters, girls

I need tlc too [pout]

I need to move forward with the 10 year plan I think, a bit of TLC from Mr Depp and I am pretty sure I will stop pouting alltogether

who is sick bella?

king - blondes loves ya

Thank you blondes, that is nice to know - not quite the same as Mr Depp but still, it goes a small way to salving a broken heart

true - but at least its some lurve

every little helps!

litle

blondie gives big love as does puppy horse

but back to my humping dog

have you ever had this problem?

I am sitting here nearly wetting myself, you three should be canned and stored in my cupboard for a day when I need a good laugh!!

Funny oh so funny pmsl

Blondes, yes and no, mine have always got over it - around about the time they have been chopped

Actually, I usually have females so I am not that familiar with the problem, go with firm voice, zero tolerance and get db to think things over PDQ

Thanks, bubblegum, but really I think Jon ought to take at least some of the credit.

Might help with his self esteem now that I've dumped him, too.

p.s. it's pretty much always like this on Pets. That's why I don't go anywhere else. Except in Jon's Lear Jet to Hawaii when he isn't being too clingy.

waves to bubblegum

welcome to mad sexual bella/king-- pet section

its always mad here, but trust me bella does venture out to aibu and the sex threads

soooooooooooooooooooooo

you are telling me once woofa has got the idea in his large but thick brian, that he is always going to try and hump children people till his nads get chopped off

as mr blondes said yesterday

young, dumb and full of cum!!

Worse than that - taking his nads off may not stop it altogether, and once the habit has formed, it can be very hard to eradicate, nads or no nads.

really

i thought no nads,meant no thinking/wanting sex

With all repsect to Woofa, very little thinking is involved here

They can genuinely get into the habit but with training you'd be able to stop him more readily if it's just habit, not horniness.

The big decider for me would be the straying issue, although I'm guessing Woofa has a pretty big patch. All the same, they realy will travel for miles to get to a bitch, and a huge % of RTA's in dogs are uncastrated males.

he CAN not get out of the garden - so least safe when im there

will try water pistol and shouting till he stops

They can jump, you know... I assume Blonde already has a 6ft perimeter fence to keep out the paparazzi...

Speaking of which, I have some good news to impart, girls! Been down the CAB and have slapped an injunction on Mr Bon Jovi. Thank goodness! It won't stop him stalking me in cyberspace obviously, but at least he won't be waiting for me outside Tesco's any more. That was so embarrassing. Big stretch limo taking up 3 mother & child parking spaces - caused quite a ruckus I can tell you

Right, off to clean out my cat litter trays. Have a good one, everyone!

my monster cant jump - has enough trouble getting into a car thats 3ft off ground (though will do it for cheese)

glad jon isnt bothering you anymore