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humping dog

144 replies

Blondeshavemorefun · 21/07/2009 21:22

heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp

our monster is

starting to hump

eldest had friend over last week for play after school (and yes this blonde cooked a fab homemade meal - but i regress ...)

friend 6 was kneeling on grass,and puppy crouched over him and was about to hump, when i saw, and yelled,and dog ran away - friend was ok - didnt know what had happened

yesterday was worse

more friends over and boy 5 was just standing in garden, when monster puppy went up to him, put his paws on shoulder and literally was trying to shag him

boy fell over, and dog carried on - i was at other end of garden (its a big one) and i yelled and charged to end of garden to try and pull dog off

remember he is 10.5 stone - dog ran off, and i yelled at him, and put him in his cage

mb was at home and asked what dog had done (she heard me screaming at dog) and i said dog had just tried to shag friend

mb was and

luckily friend5 didnt know what had really happened, and we just said dog was naughty for pushing him over

i want to chop his balls off NOW, as does mb but db wants to breed from him,as he is a pedigree and a lovely boy (normally)

he is 13mths - how old does a dog have to be to be a daddy?

so

bella, king and anyone else

what do we do to stop it?

thank you

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Blondeshavemorefun · 24/07/2009 08:29

i know spugs - they are terrible!!!

"Its not as important to wait with smaller dogs either plus they mature earlier"

no hope for horse maturing soon then i have always said he is thick as two planks!!

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KingCanuteIAm · 24/07/2009 09:59

Hah, listen to you blondes, trying to make out you are not one of the people being smutty

My vet told me about the RSPCA doing that spugs, it seems dreadfully young to me

Bella21 · 24/07/2009 10:42

Mr Depp? You can keep him. Bella would never be seen dead with a man prettier than her!

Actually, have to say, Jon pulled out all the stops last night and he was okay. I just wish he'd stop being so fecking needy. I keep telling him, it's just sex, no need for the heavy lovey dovey stuff but he will go getting all doe eyed, picking up his guitar and strummming away, 'Bella, Bella, Bella, Love you Bella, Love you Bella'.

So fecking boring...

KingCanuteIAm · 24/07/2009 10:45

Sorry, did you say something? I'll be right there.....

Oh, erm, sorry, I have just had an offer I cannot refuse....

Bella21 · 24/07/2009 11:01
KingCanuteIAm · 24/07/2009 11:11

That Mr Depp is insatiable

Sorry, what were you saying?

Bella21 · 24/07/2009 11:15

You're sick. He's not a real man. He doesn't even shave.

Bella likes a bit of rough

KingCanuteIAm · 24/07/2009 11:17

Ooh, no, he is all man - and very real...

[Sigh]

If only I was not left alone with my imagination so often, I am sure I would be much more normal if I wasn't abandoned to my sickness

Bella21 · 24/07/2009 11:24

Johnny Depp exfoliates.

Need I say more?

KingCanuteIAm · 24/07/2009 11:28

Mmm... baby smooth skin...[drool]

Anyway, how can you say you like a bit of rough and then say you like our Jon? He is hardly a hells angel is he

Bella21 · 24/07/2009 11:43

I don't like them too rough.

But I do like them to look like they have passed puberty, iyswim.

Johnny files his nails. Oh yeah.

KingCanuteIAm · 24/07/2009 11:44

to you

Bella21 · 24/07/2009 11:47

Nah, he's not my sort either.

This, however:

yum

Bella21 · 24/07/2009 11:48

Just to say, don't expect any replies today. I'm just gonna sit here clicking on my own link...

KingCanuteIAm · 24/07/2009 11:48

OMG

He looks like Mick Jagger

this is my next appointment [slurp] [drool]

Bella21 · 24/07/2009 11:50

Nope - silly hair.

Much better:

oh my god

KingCanuteIAm · 24/07/2009 11:52

Anyway, you hav the wrong Jon, it is this one that you should be after!

Bella21 · 24/07/2009 11:54

You really like the long hair, dontcha?

Gotta go feed my puppy, plus my left mouse button is a tad warm after all that...

laters

KingCanuteIAm · 24/07/2009 11:55

Yup, in fact I think it may well be the hair and not the person that I like [weirdo emoticon]

Have fun

Bella21 · 24/07/2009 11:55

oh god - just realised Jon's shirt in my link is the one he was wearing when I saw him in London (took Bella's eyes a little while to get up there ).

Bella was there! Bopping away!

He ripped his shirt off at one point, you know.

KingCanuteIAm · 24/07/2009 11:58

Lol, well my man (from my next appointment) once took his trousers off at a gig I was at
And he had no undies on
And my Mum was stood next to me

Blondeshavemorefun · 24/07/2009 12:10

BEHAVE YOU TWO

as the woofa isnt

db has been away in austrailia for work for last week, but mb promised she would have serious words with him (db) about chopping helping horse behave!!

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KingCanuteIAm · 24/07/2009 12:14

Shan't

[pout]

Blondeshavemorefun · 24/07/2009 12:18

you DARE to disboey the nanny?

go and sit on step for 30/40mins!!!

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KingCanuteIAm · 24/07/2009 12:20

[pouts]

Oh, no - hang on... you are a super nanny aren't you? Not the super nanny?

In that case - shan't - you don't scare me!