Finally, a test to see if you're allowed to post here.

[moopdaloop]

here

If you score fewer than 19 points, kindly shut the door on your way out.

I got 19 this morning. But only because it was before coffee.

did it yesterday, and scored 20!

I'm in!

I got 19 points, and there is no way I would dare post in pedants' corner [scared] [runs]

Slams door and shuffles off. 18.

Do we get an engraved key?

(20/20, )

I'm in too - although typing mistakes frequently tell a different story

ditto ditto, winestein

Please may I join? 20

18. I'm of too netmum's

although do I get extra points for thinking the synonyms were a bit simplistic

20 phew.

19... it's the bloody simile ones that I get confused over!

bollocks. only 18. seeya

17, but surely i should stay and learn?!
please pedants, make me a better person.

Damn, 18. Missed the hyphen and had forgotten the difference between metaphor and simile. Arse.

17

20

20. I am a big ponce.

Drat, I got 19, I put the apostophe in the wrong place when visiting Jane's house!

and now I have spelt apostrophe wrong - I shall leave quietly...

18. It would appear that I don't know the difference between a metaphor and a simile. Bugger.

19 - do you really need a hyphen there ? Still too scared to post here though

I got 20 woohoo!