A Viscous Attack #4

[Whosthetabbynow]

Here we are on the fourth instalment of crazy misspellings, misuse of words and all the other topsy-turvy attempts at literacy from the illiterate.
Post your observations. Lady’s the flaw is youre’s…

Rediculous. I see this abomination at least once a week across various platforms.

I have now just seen 'nefew' (same FB poster who offered up 'nefue')

The son of her bruvva?

Her brother is an angle in heaven @Whosthetabbynow

And nope - it’s still there 😬

I always smile at that old gem 😊

Just seen "the crop of the creme" on a current thread. Is that the same as the crown in the jewel? Or perhaps the litter of the pick?

Also on the same thread was….
He has zero business acronym.

Missed that one!

I can offer 'the matter of the fact'

I'm entrigued

Just seen on a thread here.

Also, on a dog group on facebook, some one talking about their 'pie ball' dog!

Local Nextdoor app has some corkers. There is a chap who is being “emotionally amused” at home. Sounds a bundle of laughs.

“Around £5-£10,000 is a ball mark figure”

£5-£10,000 is quite a range even for a ball mark figure.

@AlbieJiggered My mistake. It’s meant to be £5,000 to £10,000 x

Expensive ball mark!

Indeed!

Spotted on the village Facebook page:

“They don’t give a crap what the kids are doing as long as they’re out of their feet”

As opposed to under their hair, one assumes…

Yeah or nay.

Yea or nay is the traditional spelling but yay or nay is fine.
Not seen yeah or nay before but would take it to be yeah like in 'Oh yeah', as sung by Bryan Ferry .

Yes that's probably correct. I don't see it written down much.

@CaptainMyCaptain , neither do I .

When I read, I make a note of words that are new to me and sometimes of those that I know the meaning of but have never looked up. A few don't quite mean what I thought they did. I'm trying to read classics and some look really impenetrable but are absolutely brilliant once you open them. I am not a finisher and have to force myself not to leave a few pages unread.
I've even got a spare copy of the current one because it's not going to survive a re-reading. Only about 30 pages to go!

Seen today 'To all intense purposes..'

Does anyone on MN or facebook know how to spell queue or indeed the difference between queue and cue?

get in the que
right on que
que the arrival of

@bananaobama , Queue? Do you expect us to form a cue on kew or what?
This isn't Que Gardens.

"... everyday night atleast 3 vehicle's windows are broked by someone."
on Nextdoor regarding a street not far from me.