A Viscous Attack # 3

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Ding, ding, round 3 of the highly entertaining collection of misspellings, misuse and general bastardisation of language. The floor is youre’s x

What do you do with valuables when you go swimming if you’re on the beach alone?

” …keep your key/ credit card phone on you in a waterproof pooch”

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🤣

Well, we do seem to be having some Dog days.....

Waterproof pooch!!! Love this. Like water off a dog’s back x

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

he is being wreckless with you and his marriage
One of the more common ones I think. I was going to include a link to a Tyla Gang album title, but I see I’ve misremembered.

I've definitely heard "trouble with his prostrate", r's emphasised.

I suppose if you can't get up from a lying position, there's a problem 😏

It’s a golden oldie isn’t it. If I had a pound for every time I’d heard it I’d be posting from a sun lounger somewhere x

Is this appropriate for this thread ?

Today (and every day) on the radio, a ‘dedication’ which says ‘Tell xyz how much I love them.’ I wince every time. How much do you bloody love them then ? Even if it’s the ghastly ‘to the moon and back’. And breathe.

No, that would come under “really annoying phrases”!

Tune into a different station.

A nice niche one - I recently came across someone talking about the quality of water from his borehole in terms of ‘pictograms of iron’. I resisted the temptation to ask how you could depict Fe concentrations in a hieroglyph.

Seen today on Mumsnet- The cupboards can be as baron as you like!

Baron Trump? Bet his cupboards aren’t barren

Like (shouted as someone is leaving after a visit) “Love you!” “Love you more!” Grrrrrr

Well done - wish I’d thought of that!

Baron Trump sounds like a pantomime villain.

Thanks, I'll see if I can find it

They all do it, it's the people asking for the the dedication who word it.

Not all radio stations do dedications.

If there isn’t one, start one!

Well, we’ve already got Trump Tower

Do you have any recommendations?

I rarely listen to music radio.

The possibilities are endless 😅

Would a retinal peel also improve vision? 😉