A Viscous Attack 🤣

[GarlicStyle]

OK, I know it's a really easy mistake to make. It's just that every time I read this - more and more frequently - my mind conjures something like this. Enjoy!

I had a very strange experience recently when visiting a bridle shop. I wanted a vale to match my wedding dress, but they only had leather items?!

I wouldn't be phased by that, by enlarge.

Aargh phased! And discrete 🤬

And tow the line. I'm so cross I can't make up rediculous enough sentences.

And my autocorrect keeps correcting correctly, why doesn't it do it for other people?

Is it near cheddar gorge, by any chance?

In did, in did

I think there's a strong likely hood of this thread becoming a classic.

Eye red a good romantic novel recently, it was really quite erratic.

Ugh this really annoys me!

Yes, Classics defiantly! This thread should be kept for pubic posterity,

It’s a doggy dog world

This thread has become my favourite waist of time.

@JuliaPargetter

Case and point!

Change your name by deed pole.

I love this! Where can I get one?

The belt of clock faces, not JuliaPargetter, obviously 😄

Ooh that belt!! Can anyone recommend me where I can buy one please?

Is now the time to mention the occasion when my colleague’s elderly mother went into a pharmacy and requested “Euthanasia tablets”?

Reader, she was looking for Echinacea tablets for her cold.

The poor pharmacist 🙈🤣

My favourite of all time (I collect these, sad, I know) has to be "driving along the jewel carriageway". Love to see what AI could make of that! 😂

They’ll be available soon…

Just for you 😂

@WinterIsNearlyHere ...that's amazing, thank you! 😂

Sad to say, the waist of time belt is real but it was a one-off (or do I mean a one of) made by a gaming enthusiast @ODFOx @FrangipaniBlue.

It's a great idea for reluctant costume party invitees!

On our local FB marketplace this morning a small sofa with arms on both ends has appeared as a Chase Lounge. An oxymoron in grey velvet! 😀