A Viscous Attack 🤣

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OK, I know it's a really easy mistake to make. It's just that every time I read this - more and more frequently - my mind conjures something like this. Enjoy!

I'll be enjoying this thread for as long as I'm compost mantis.

Its all those rouge apostrophe's that annoy me.

My mum texx tecks textid me to pop round four a pizza cake.
I said mum fore goodness sake it's peace of cake .

It's the rouge traders that worry me more. Didn't realise there was such a black market in blusher.

At least the posters on this thread haven’t got that Colditz virus.

Also makes me sad to think about what happened to poor Princess Diane. Sad times.

She was assanated. And that's a fact, I'm not imaging it!

Yesterday I read that a school were very lapse with their rules regarding uniforms.
Also someone was happy that they weren’t entitled to a curtsey car.

In a similar vane (yes, I did spell it incorrectly) to Chester Draws, I present …. Tubberware. Which kind of makes more sense!

So many on this thread flaunting the rules

I'm sitting on my stimulated fur poof balling my eyes out at these.

So common…

Me, I’ve been invited to drinks and canopies

Hope you liked them!

I didn't tell it to put tiny people on the tray with "miniature tents, awnings and sunshades". It creates what it thinks you want, rather than what you actually asked for. I quite like this, though - there's an additional party going on (and I bet they've got canapés).

Canopy canapés would be cool, if you could be bothered to make them 😂

This thread is great!

Don’t you mean grate?

I like it alot.

Years ago my dad was recruiting and got an application which said the applicant had "Sitting Gills " ....
...we eventually worked out that they meant City and Guilds qualifications.

Ect. Thats the hole post.

There’s a workman outside with his rheumatic drill!
Always wanted a conservative on the back of my house

Oh, hahahahahaha! Sitting Gills! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

All of this is making me want to itch my nose...

Had to come back to the thread after watching Adolescence and seeing all the comments online how hard Stephen Graham had to train to get himself ready for the roll 🤣

@TheFifthTellytubby I'll itch it for you if you can just borrow me some money. I only need to lend about £10 off you.

Would this be the escape goat 🐐

I miss you every second of everyday! I wish you was here to see your grandchildren grow but I know your watching over us everyday! I hope we are making you proud! Iv not said that my grandad took off with a woman from his birdwatching group and he watches with his binoculars.