A Viscous Attack 🤣

[GarlicStyle]

OK, I know it's a really easy mistake to make. It's just that every time I read this - more and more frequently - my mind conjures something like this. Enjoy!

I'd like to join in on this threat but I'm shy and a bit of a shrieking violence.

Don't hide your light under a bush pull.

I have seen, with my own eyes, a '4 birth' caravan for sale. When the van's a-rockin'.................

This thread has really peaked my interest

Your obviously one big click on hear

Well if you want to infilskate then maybe you should think up some tictacs.

You are such a clickey bunch

This this this!!!

Somebody should set up an enquiry into SPAG.

We’re getting a new edition to the family and dd has been excepted to a grate collage

I couldn't describe the slither of cake well enough to the AI, so I had a go myself. I never said I was good at Photoshop 😳 I think it looks a bit slithery, though ...

Oh, you could have so much fun with "a grate collage" 😂

This thread has been a mindfield of grateness thanjs to these pictures!

All sounds a bit strenruous

Congradulations OP.

I bet noone would be to suprised to see this in classics.

I can’t get off of this thread.

It’s literally killing me.

I want to see an AI of conical mumsnetters.
Then you’ll really deserve a meddle.

I was much inspired by @changedusernameforthis1 on another thread, who wrote:

A friend of mine spells clever as cleaver.
Eg "DD did X today, she's such a cleaver girl!"

I should of popped in here earlier. It's better then tele!

some on this thread in dire straights I think

People who mangel grammer and spelling deserve to be ostrich sized by society

Is this the right thread to ask for some advise? I'm in really dire straights and its effecting me so much.

This thread has made me realise I'm not ofay with the English language.

Chocking on my breakfast at some of these ...