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A Viscous Attack 🤣

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GarlicStyle · 09/03/2025 23:21

OK, I know it's a really easy mistake to make. It's just that every time I read this - more and more frequently - my mind conjures something like this. Enjoy!

A Viscous Attack 🤣
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melonalone · 11/03/2025 20:45

Argh my pet peeve is the people who would rather do something “then” do something else. You’re doing both!!

melonalone · 11/03/2025 20:47

FlatErica · 11/03/2025 19:49

Gah I meant bare with me!

A friend of mine sent this in an email to a very senior person at her job when she was a new graduate. He emailed back to say he would be doing no such thing and HR would be in touch 😂😂😂 she hasn’t made the same mistake since!

UnPetitCochon · 11/03/2025 20:48

I don't think it was a viscous attack persay

Haveapotato · 11/03/2025 20:49

Awww come on people are trying their upmost to get it right...

melonalone · 11/03/2025 20:51

Surprised there hasn’t been any defiance on this thread yet…I generally thought there defiantly would be

GoBazGo · 11/03/2025 20:52

Yes, somethink like that.

Deetroit · 11/03/2025 20:53

Less mistakes please, ladies.

Gotthemoozles · 11/03/2025 20:56

I can't empathise strongly enough the importance of this thread. We need a thread like this everyday.

BruceAndNosh · 11/03/2025 20:59

I'm still giggling over Jacqueline Hyde

GoBazGo · 11/03/2025 21:00

Let’s have one thread not lots of seperate ones though. We’ve all got busy lifes.

Californianpoppy · 11/03/2025 21:02

BarkLife · 11/03/2025 19:53

If you want to post ahead of me, you'll have to wait in the que.

Autocarrot really didn't want me to write that one ⬆️

Just make sure you're in the right Isle.

JuliaPargetter · 11/03/2025 21:07

Slow down everyone! I'm feeling feint

Lonelycrab · 11/03/2025 21:08

BruceAndNosh · 11/03/2025 20:59

I'm still giggling over Jacqueline Hyde

Escape goat..😂

I cannot stop laughing thinking about a goat you can escape on would look like.

Lurleene · 11/03/2025 21:13

You're obviously very intelligent OP, I expect people you know put you on a pedal stool.

marmitegirl01 · 11/03/2025 21:14

Wallah! The end

GarlicStyle · 11/03/2025 21:15

GoBazGo · 11/03/2025 20:52

Yes, somethink like that.

You've got another thing coming.

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YourEarsCouldWinPrizes · 11/03/2025 21:21

I am going to send this thread to my brother, his going to love it.

GarlicStyle · 11/03/2025 21:28

Lonelycrab · 11/03/2025 21:08

Escape goat..😂

I cannot stop laughing thinking about a goat you can escape on would look like.

😎

A Viscous Attack 🤣
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ShatnersWoodwind · 11/03/2025 21:28

This thread is pure hyper bowl

AnAlpacaForChristmasPleaseSanta · 11/03/2025 21:28

There are some great posters here but I wouldn't put any of them on a pedal stool.

Shetlands · 11/03/2025 21:29

My Mum asked my Dad if he'd noticed her friend's new vulva...
(It was parked outside).

AnAlpacaForChristmasPleaseSanta · 11/03/2025 21:31

Hope nobody on this thread is pestering you OP, remember you are not at their beckon call.

Bignanna · 11/03/2025 21:32

I’ve been under the doctor for years!
I’ll have to go to the hospikle

AnAlpacaForChristmasPleaseSanta · 11/03/2025 21:34

Always nice to see a new show with that lovely Anton Dec on telly.

Californianpoppy · 11/03/2025 21:37

I'm on tender hooks waiting for the rest of these.

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