A Viscous Attack 🤣

[GarlicStyle]

OK, I know it's a really easy mistake to make. It's just that every time I read this - more and more frequently - my mind conjures something like this. Enjoy!

Bear with me, I've got a list of these somewhere.

Oh god I had to google this one because I thought it was correct… I need to say “sliver” of cake?? My brain hurts 😆

one of my faves where I struggled to keep a straight face… oh she’s got such a split personality, a real Jacqueline Hyde!

Gah I meant bare with me!

He's like a bowl in a china shop.

Dave Gorman based a whole programme on this.

This thread is going too fast!

Someone needs to put the breaks on…

If you want to post ahead of me, you'll have to wait in the que.

Autocarrot really didn't want me to write that one ⬆️

This chain is grate!

You may have left it on the dinning table.

I’m loosing the will to live! Can hardly breath!

Sounds like you’ll be needing a hurst soon.

Wait! Is this not right?

I'm embarrassed that I don't know the correct version of

You shouldn’t of started this. Its too funny.

Rein it in - as in reins on a horse.

So greatful I found this thread, placemarking so I don’t loose it

I haven't heard/seen this one yet, but it made me guffaw out loud - which reminds me: should SPAG criticism be aloud, or is it bad manors?

Supposably they meant a viscose attack?

This is a great thread highlighting such common spelling and grammatical errors. It's of great impotence to me that these things are done correctly and I always take time to proof read my text - it is a matter of principal for me.

What a damp squid! 🦑
I wonder where things are headed?

Don't any of you start blaming me, I'm not going to be your escape goat. Anyway, I'm too posh for this thread - I live in a house with an on sweet.

I was wondering when I'd see another grammer thread, and wollah! I should of known there would be one somewhere.

You need to be more discrete.

We’re going to build an extension with an on sweet if the counsel grants us planing permission

Yes ,very impotent to get the planing permission.

This has me rolling in the isles!

I'm loosing alot of time reading this threads

You mean your waisting time here as a pose to doing something useful, like the ironing?