A Viscous Attack 🤣

[GarlicStyle]

OK, I know it's a really easy mistake to make. It's just that every time I read this - more and more frequently - my mind conjures something like this. Enjoy!

Someone advertising a three-piece suit on Facebook. Says "Waste is 17 inches flat so ~34 inches".

Someone suggested giving an ultimation on another thread

That's a weird word. Implies being more optimally optimal than the optimum, sort of thing. Overtones of 'the end of days'. Maybe that's what the poster did mean?!

Perhaps she's going to send this guy to sort her problem out.
https://outwar.fandom.com/wiki/Crantos_Defender_of_Ultimation

Haha yes I did visualise a kind of Transformer booming your wife will leave you if you don't do the washing up

“Wash up or your wife will leave you on Valentimes Day!”

Just read a thread where someone was complaining about having posted an ‘inoculous thread’ only to be ripped apart. My brain is cycling between innocuous and inoculation in a state of terrible confusion🤣

Just think of all the good that Transformer could do in the world.

I am in the throws of irritation about all the people in the throws of stuff on here.

Throws of irritation for @RobinHeartella

I like the one made up of cactuses. That's definitely a throw of irritation 😁the rest of them are just annoyed people wrapped in throws.

Can I be a real pendant [sic] for a moment here? It's YEA or nay. Not yay. I'm not sure I've EVER seen that one correctly in the wild.

I read a thread earlier about having blamange for pudding in the 1970s.

Here here! Although I poo poo your idea of annoyed people in wraps.

I always try to be courteous and polite; it was engraved in me from a young age

I agree with @Cattery about being courteous and polite, as long as it’s not taken too far.
The waiter in the restaurant where we dined yesterday evening was extremely obsequinous, he was practically cow towing!

🤣🤣🤣

As long as he wasn't sheep russeling!

Admittingly, he probably was

This one next for AI to have a crack, pleeeeeease

An obsequinous, cow-towing waiter. Hope the diner's prepared to wait for his steak!
@thehorsesareallidiots @ASuitableName

I actually missed "obsequinous" on first read (my eyes did an autocarrot on it) and was like "whyyyyy is he so sparkly" 😁

@GarlicStyle what is "boarder control"? why do so many people get this word wrong? the word is "border"!!!! is it because they talk slang landuage?

No idea. Maybe they think the UK is a ship with pirates trying to board? 😂

Or perhaps they really, really hate skateboarders and that's what they want to control!

Yeah, boarder control didn't work all that well ...

No wonder the hospital tea industry is going to hell in a hen basket!

Going to hell in a hen basket with @KhaleesiLikeSundayMorning

En route, surely?!