A Viscous Attack 🤣

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OK, I know it's a really easy mistake to make. It's just that every time I read this - more and more frequently - my mind conjures something like this. Enjoy!

@ASuitableName Well at least you don’t have mental health!

Did you see Bruno press the Golden Buzzard on BGT last night?

Or drug in juiced psychosis

Another cracker from the Beeb news website.

In what was obviously a transcription from a vox pop, a unit at a hospital was described as "some sort of porter cabin"

From a FB group I’m on…

’ive got some demons, maybe I need to exercise them?’

I’m hoping it was autocorrect but from reading their other posts it seems unlikely!

This was too good not to!

Anybody else got this as "similar threads" below this one?

The lead on one of those demons appears to go to... nowhere 🙃

Our hotel had quite a selection of sea food, including muscles

Yes! 🤷‍♀️

I'd like to thank everyone for all their funny massages, ( Especially the ones with a happy ending!)

I had an amazing relaxing massage today, it was like an outer body experience

That’s just unexplainable

Them demon's are coming at me like a bat on a hill.

That sounds devine

I was reading comments on YouTube about Falco's Rock Me Amadeus and someone said it " had a punk asthmatic". Had to return to the thread to share!

I’m wheezing with laughter at that one!

As seen on some post on MN recently.

I will do another test in case it was a hickup.

If I’m made redundant my current roll will seize to exist.

The shop assistant put the dress on a manakin in the window.

If I make a complaint will it just exasperate the situation?

Is it causal complaint or a serius one?

Serius enough to make me angshus

You lot are giving me a headache. I'm taking some neurofen.

I had a bad day today, so I’m going for a long soak in the bath to distress.

Sometimes I feel like running away to a dessert island

Don’t you mean ibrufen?

Probably been mentioned but ‘each to there own.’

Also people referring to themselves/other individuals as neurodiverse. You can’t be neurodiverse by yourself😅