A Viscous Attack 🤣

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OK, I know it's a really easy mistake to make. It's just that every time I read this - more and more frequently - my mind conjures something like this. Enjoy!

On a different thread yesterday someone seriously wrote lone behold 🙃

I regularly get food diaries from patients telling me they’ve had a bowel of cereal with semi-skilled milk for breakfast 😂

The mental image of what AI might do with that one is quite... something.

Did anyone see Saturday night’s Britain’s Got Talent? They’re really scrapping the barrel now

I O U?

He was curled up in the fecal position!

Faecal position [1]
Feeble position 😢
Faecal position [2]
Foetal position 😍

Had to be done, one way or another.

Oh, heck, the image checker thinks I'm the poo troll 🤔

I've just been reading a long thread which include a tale of woah about a wastecoat.

If the world goes into a global recession I might put all my gold in Port Knox

£150, @SnoozingFox - WOAH!

https://sownstudio.com/products/heirloom-waistcoat

£150 to look like the court jester? Or should I say, jesta

(I really did read the phrases "tale of woah" and "wastecoat" on two threads this afternoon.)

That wastecoat is... quite something.

It’s sown together nicely though

I saw the tale of woah. Don't even need to trawl local fb sites; mn is a little treasure trove all by itself.

And lone behold * , a wastecoat!

• spotted on MN recently

On a FB group for a specific model of car.
"This group is for current owners of car X or perspective owners".

Yes now is not the time to be playing Russian roulade with our finances. The recently imposed tariffs have definitely put a spaniel in the works.

I don’t want to be a backstreet driver, but personally I’m throwing in the whole kitten caboodle and putting my money where my mouse is.

The ‘wastecoat’ is a deliberate and appropriate pun though.

I suppose they would have welcomed someone with a view to buy car X?

The £150 one is. The wastecoat mentioned on a thread wasn't. Also see the waist of time upthread, if you missed it 😏

Can I join in, I don’t wanna become a social leopard.

Just you wait till that social leopard eat’s you face.

Irregardless, I get that your post was tongue and cheek.

Before I buy, I like to see the clothes on a mannikin