A Viscous Attack 🤣

[GarlicStyle]

OK, I know it's a really easy mistake to make. It's just that every time I read this - more and more frequently - my mind conjures something like this. Enjoy!

I will give this thread a short shift.

This thread is making me I'll witch is giving me mental health

Dose it mean the end?

Use it or loose it sister

The one that seems spectacularly common at the moment is 'been' instead of 'being'. I see it all the time at work in senior management comms. "I can't see this approach been efffective". Wtaf. 😳 🤦🏻‍♀️

Seen as your right about this, I thought I'd comment too!!!

I think I want to withdrawer my posts on this thread now

Perhaps just have a bit of rest bite?

Ok, I may be going off on a tandem here (off-pissed, so to say), but I think it’s an absolute exercise in fertility to try to correct errors such as “sperm doner” and the like.

If we keep on doing this we’ll be ostrich-sized. It’s all just snakes and roundabouts anyway.

We need to rise to the equation, decompose ourselves and siege the day.

Carpet denim!

This is all giving me a headache , will need to lokate my disposable aspirins .

Will you be handing them out, first come first serve?

Just seen a van with its livery offering to jet wash your patio for “curb appeal”. Ladies, I thought I’d have a brakedown.

Or, I should of said lady’s

I can’t phantom how this thread is still going on

I know it’s as dull as dishwater but it is half term

Man on a pedal stool. And those are egg-corns 😁

Tbf I’m pretty sure dishwater is much duller than ditchwater, the latter probably has all sorts of interesting minibeasts living in it.

🤣🤣 Some of these are actually better descriptors, I agree 😂

Some of the humor alludes me I must say.

I’m at a lost as to what some of you are finding funny

Great thread. A big thanks to yourself for starting it.

I am on tender hooks every day to read the replies

As long as they’re not elicit drugs. Best to air on the side of caution.

As they say; mystery loves company x

Come on now lady’s ,this is appauling .It’s gotten rediculous .