A Viscous Attack 🤣

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OK, I know it's a really easy mistake to make. It's just that every time I read this - more and more frequently - my mind conjures something like this. Enjoy!

A pendantic woman

Why do us pedants get such a bad wrap?

Is there anything I need to be weary of?

Needs open toad sandals

🤣🤣🤣 love it

Open sandles only look good if you have a pedal cure first

Do they put you on a pedal stool for that?

Well we can’t expect a leper to change socks

It’s like having a wolf in cheap clothing

a wolf in cheap clothing aah-hahahaaah 🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏

Local chap has put a business card in the shop window: “No job to small”. I’m stomped

Is he a sheff? I'm defiantly fond of a shop suey😛

Maybe he’s a jackal of all trades

He might be a plummer 🤔

I might contact him because I’m quite social

I think you’ll find he’s a physcologist

Or some kind of councillor

He could be a doctor at a practise

This fred needs gone

Nawww… if it upsets you, put your phone in a draw

Doctors and plummers can have a lot of money though, I mean they are well-healed, aren't they?

When someone lies, it makes me feel superstitious of them.

Ah, see it doesn’t phase me

I've more or less given up on "it doesn't phase me". It is at least a correctly spelled word that sort of makes sense. And I wouldn't want to way myself down with too much pendantry.

Been as it's a real word, it's OK with me.

I keep trying wordle but i just carnt do it , knot sure why im quite intelli intelec cleaver 🙄