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A Viscous Attack 🤣

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GarlicStyle · 09/03/2025 23:21

OK, I know it's a really easy mistake to make. It's just that every time I read this - more and more frequently - my mind conjures something like this. Enjoy!

A Viscous Attack 🤣
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Cattery · 31/03/2025 21:12

Some of the posts are torcher

TertiaryAdjunctofUnimatrix01 · 01/04/2025 11:14

Thats a mute point @Cattery

Cattery · 01/04/2025 13:20

Saw a great one yesterday. A guest at the wedding said she was glad she saw the couple say their vowels x

RobinHeartella · 01/04/2025 13:24

Cattery · 01/04/2025 13:20

Saw a great one yesterday. A guest at the wedding said she was glad she saw the couple say their vowels x

They promised to stay consonant to each other

Cattery · 01/04/2025 14:10

@RobinHeartella I thought that might peak your interest x

TheFifthTellytubby · 02/04/2025 22:33

Me either, I carn't see how this thread shouldn't be aloud into Classics in lew of other rediculous threads about pedal stools and chester draws.😜

mum2jakie · 03/04/2025 22:17

This thread has got quiet long now. Can anyone provide a summery please?

GarlicStyle · 03/04/2025 22:24

Can't provide a summery persay, @mum2jakie, but alot of the posts are quiet short.

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RobinHeartella · 03/04/2025 23:02

I'll bite the baton if you bare with me.
To all intensive purposes it is a conical suppository of grammer errers and tragesties.

Categories;

  • furniture ie Chester draws and cheese lounges
  • defiantly, litterly, mute points
  • just desserts, pacifically the lemon posset
  • other, like driving in a vulva on the jewel carriageway

Wallah, a thread for pendants like you and I

GarlicStyle · 03/04/2025 23:10

Cattery · 01/04/2025 13:20

Saw a great one yesterday. A guest at the wedding said she was glad she saw the couple say their vowels x

Found a minuet to do this ...

A Viscous Attack 🤣
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GhostHunterPlay · 03/04/2025 23:53

Give me a brake!

GarlicStyle · 03/04/2025 23:56

GhostHunterPlay · 03/04/2025 23:53

Give me a brake!

Yes, better put the breaks on this ...

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Shetlands · 04/04/2025 01:04

GhostHunterPlay · 03/04/2025 23:53

Give me a brake!

frunt or reer?

KhaleesiLikeSundayMorning · 04/04/2025 05:59

This is all so aggregating!

TheaBrandt1 · 04/04/2025 06:10

Still trying to illicit more responses?

TooManyCupsAndMugs · 04/04/2025 06:23

I saw someone writing about their elicit affair on MN the other day!!

JuliaPargetter · 04/04/2025 06:25

Been thinking about this thread a lot & you posters even if I haven’t written lately.I wanted to share my affection but didn’t want to be molly cuddling.

CaptainMyCaptain · 04/04/2025 07:20

Your untitled to you're own opinion.

(I've seen untitled today. Could be a typo)

Cattery · 04/04/2025 08:34

If you could all just bare with me I’ll try to remember some other corkers I’ve seen

Cattery · 04/04/2025 08:36

RobinHeartella · 03/04/2025 23:02

I'll bite the baton if you bare with me.
To all intensive purposes it is a conical suppository of grammer errers and tragesties.

Categories;

  • furniture ie Chester draws and cheese lounges
  • defiantly, litterly, mute points
  • just desserts, pacifically the lemon posset
  • other, like driving in a vulva on the jewel carriageway

Wallah, a thread for pendants like you and I

🤣👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

GarlicStyle · 04/04/2025 09:30

Cattery · 04/04/2025 08:36

🤣👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Agreed!

I LOVE tragesties, @RobinHeartella. It deserves a place in the (correct) English lexicon, and I plan to use it as soon as I need to snark at comment on a tragic travesty.

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backslashruby · 04/04/2025 09:54

@Cattery Your username has reminded me that someone on my local Next Door site claimed that cats have the right to Rome.😁

allthemiddlechildrenoftheworld · 04/04/2025 09:58

@GarlicStyle can someone borrow me a fiver please???

Emptyandsad · 04/04/2025 09:58

His death, which happened in his berth,
At 60 years befell
They went and told the sexton
And the sexton tolled the bell

JaneJeffer · 04/04/2025 10:49

backslashruby · 04/04/2025 09:54

@Cattery Your username has reminded me that someone on my local Next Door site claimed that cats have the right to Rome.😁

actually they’re correct 😬

cats in Rome are legally protected under Law 281. This law specifies that harming a cat is punishable by law, cats can live wherever they choose and cannot be relocated

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