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A Viscous Attack 🤣

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GarlicStyle · 09/03/2025 23:21

OK, I know it's a really easy mistake to make. It's just that every time I read this - more and more frequently - my mind conjures something like this. Enjoy!

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KhaleesiLikeSundayMorning · 25/03/2025 23:25

It’s a shoe-in

GarlicStyle · 26/03/2025 01:43

Whenever I read that, I get an image of a giant high-heeled shoe kicking the subject smartly through the gap in a closing door 😄 Better yet, the shoe changes according to the subject!

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TheDevilWearPrimarni · 26/03/2025 22:00

Said by my Gran’s friend….under the circumcises. She’s the one who had trouble with her various veins.
Also she complained about her intervention affecting her tv picture so she couldn’t watch it.

GarlicStyle · 26/03/2025 22:53

I do like the sound of your Gran's friend, @TheDevilWearPrimarni!

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TheaBrandt1 · 27/03/2025 21:09

Posters will know where to come to if they need grammar advise.

CaptainMyCaptain · 28/03/2025 07:47

TheaBrandt1 · 27/03/2025 21:09

Posters will know where to come to if they need grammar advise.

Surely you mean grammer advise 😉

JaneJeffer · 29/03/2025 13:52

I saw “polka straight hair” recently. Maybe it was a typo.

RobinHeartella · 29/03/2025 13:54

CaptainMyCaptain · 28/03/2025 07:47

Surely you mean grammer advise 😉

Just make sure your advise is full proof.

Cattery · 29/03/2025 13:55

Yes, otherwise it’s just nonsence

thehorsesareallidiots · 29/03/2025 17:49

Poor grammer has just run a muck on here.

GarlicStyle · 29/03/2025 18:09

thehorsesareallidiots · 29/03/2025 17:49

Poor grammer has just run a muck on here.

"Grandma" runs a muck 😄 A stretch too far - I just liked the idea!

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HopeSpringsInfernal · 29/03/2025 18:13

thehorsesareallidiots · 29/03/2025 17:49

Poor grammer has just run a muck on here.

It's a complete mindfield isn't it?

GarlicStyle · 29/03/2025 19:53

I've got spare credits, and have just spotted another "fine toothcomb". Hope you enjoy it as much as the artificial girl seems to!

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thehorsesareallidiots · 29/03/2025 23:03

GarlicStyle · 29/03/2025 19:53

I've got spare credits, and have just spotted another "fine toothcomb". Hope you enjoy it as much as the artificial girl seems to!

...ouch.

TheaBrandt1 · 30/03/2025 08:48

I will ball my eyes out if this thread ends

SonoPazziQuestiRomani · 30/03/2025 09:48

I found some Christmas decorations this morning that I'd forgotten to put in the loft. Lots of ballballs and little angles.

KhaleesiLikeSundayMorning · 30/03/2025 11:16

TheaBrandt1 · 30/03/2025 08:48

I will ball my eyes out if this thread ends

I’m curled up in the feeble position reading everyone’s posts!

But seriously, we may need to curve our enthusiasm. It’s a doggie dog world out there and this thread may just turn out to be a damp squid.

Cattery · 30/03/2025 12:28

During Covid I think I only took one natural flow test

SonoPazziQuestiRomani · 30/03/2025 12:46

Cattery · 30/03/2025 12:28

During Covid I think I only took one natural flow test

I think you mean "corvid" 😉

Cattery · 30/03/2025 13:08

@SonoPazziQuestiRomani Ah yes, quite possibly. I was busy looking out of the window into my cole de sacked

TertiaryAdjunctofUnimatrix01 · 30/03/2025 13:15

It's a doggy-dog world. But no need to be a pre Madonna about it.

TertiaryAdjunctofUnimatrix01 · 30/03/2025 13:52

KhaleesiLikeSundayMorning · 30/03/2025 11:16

I’m curled up in the feeble position reading everyone’s posts!

But seriously, we may need to curve our enthusiasm. It’s a doggie dog world out there and this thread may just turn out to be a damp squid.

Alright, let’s nip this in the butt!

TheaBrandt1 · 30/03/2025 15:06

Why its gone on so long anyway is a mistery to me

kitchenwwyd · 31/03/2025 20:27

I’m reading this while sitting at my dinning table

This thread is so funny I cannot breath

Californianpoppy · 31/03/2025 20:33

I'm out. These posts fume me.

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