A Shiney Cult a Day helps you work, rest and play...

[bellavita]

Hello

I like Autumn as well, Alice.

Shiney, I feel really bad, I haven't had green tea in ages

Will start the detox again, um, tomorrow?

I too remember the Shiney illing

Hope the kegs are OK Trills.

Ted sounds cute, DS2 had an explosive wee in downstairs loo this morning. One of those where they can't get their pants down quick enough and it sort of sprays everywhere, like a hose. I do love cleaning piss up of a morning.

I too have never had a subway.

I have never been to me, either.

Oh the Shiney Illings.... wasn't it like the 30 yrs war? I'll send you some Echinacea lovey we you don't want a relapse

Obviously Alice you are outshined in your illingness despite having a new born..

Lego is the way forward though. Have the bucket or whatever at the side of the sofa so that you can make quirky little vehicles that Ted can then spend the afternoon using you as a landscape to drive them all over...

But i have manflu

Why Alice.. do you think you are dying, keep groaning and have been rendered incapable of doing anything other than work the remote control and ask pitifully for tissue, drinks and the likes...?

I have indeed been to Paradise, baby

Was wondering if anyone would get that ref.

You can't be that ill, then Shiney

Sorry for random comma.

Overexcited cos someone got my joke.

Morning

Yes i remember the shiney illing of last year, who was it that gave you some tough loving when had a thread moaning about your illness? it was so funny

Fortunately the finnster is quite good at wiping his own bum and insists on a shower everynight so i get gorgeous clena cuddles before bed

i love subway

ughhhhhhhh at baby rat head

now we will all be paranoid as to why or who not Shiney!?

I have shagged the king of Greece.

A wealthy Saudi Arabian business man wanted me to be his 3rd wife and was prepared to buy me a flat and keep me in a manner I was unaccustomed to!

No royalty though.....

I didnt know there was a king of greece?

Mittz why did you decline?

I don't know- wasn't that in the song? I suppose I might have done though: I can't swear that ve caught everybody's name. Definitely not Prince Philip though.

I would be disappointed if BOF hadn't shagged a king TBH

Yes it is manflu, but unfortunately chilren have no respect for such things as i have already had to clear up poo (not in a nappy)

DH was offered camels for me on honeymoon in Morocco.
By a big hairy farmer.
Thankfully DH doesn't like camels and I got the impression the bloke only offered cos I looked like a big healthy farmgirl who'd be able to lug some haybales around.

Yes, Mittz, why did you turn him down???

how many camels Lizzy? my dad nearly sold me mum for some pigs once

Not enough to make it worthwhile, thankfully Vinny

Pigs, now that would prob have swung it for DH!
Where was that?

cant remember greece or malta i think