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[bellavita]

Hello

Shiney you can't say something like that, makes me us all paranoid as to why you can't

I think I'm developing an unhealthy addiction to my slow cooker

Urgh Alice, the joys of potty training eh? Not going so well? Glad you decided not to do all that driving, though I'm guessing after poo-gate you're wishing you had!

BOF why am I not suprised you shagged the King of Greece? Was he any good?

if she cant remeber his name shes not going to remember if he was good or not

Shall cross Greece and Malta off the list then, Vinny! Hope Cyprus doesn't count.

Oh and lovey, step away, eh?
Won't make things any better, it was bound to crop up, am only surprised it took this long.

I was single at the time and chose a life of student poverty, independence and behaving wilfully and shamelessly instead.. he imported Gold and I think his Nephew had links with Prince Naseem.
Not realising in my naivity the inner workings of family politics, I think snogging his Nephew might have been my key to freedom though.

Just not my thaing to be a 'kept' woman.

already have Lizzy wont be stepping back either

Well done you jumpsuited swishy haired Goddess you

I am so lazy, Mittz. I'd have jumped at the chance!

Mittz you would have been like a beautiful rare exotic caged bird waiting to be set free

I dunno Vin, if he was absolutely shite & came before she even had time to blink she might vaguely remember

Lizzy, what have I missed? I'm being useless as always, has something kicked off?

Text on it's way....

Charlene - I've Never Been To Me
alternative title: Slags Have More Fun

Hey lady, you lady, cursing at your life
You're a discontented mother and a regimented wife
I've no doubt you dream about the things you'll never do
But, I wish someone had talked to me
Like I wanna talk to you.....

Oh, I've been to Georgia and California and anywhere I could run
I took the hand of a preacher man and we made love in the sun
But I ran out of places and friendly faces because I had to be free
I've been to paradise but I've never been to me

Please lady, please lady, don't just walk away
'Cause I have this need to tell you why I'm all alone today
I can see so much of me still living in your eyes
Won't you share a part of a weary heart that has lived million lies....

Oh, I've been to Niece and the Isle of Greece while I've sipped champagne on a yacht
I've moved like Harlow in Monte Carlo and showed 'em what I've got
I've been undressed by kings and I've seen some things that a woman ain't supposed to see
I've been to paradise, but I've never been to me

[spoken]
Hey, you know what paradise is?
It's a lie, a fantasy we create about people and places as we'd like them to be
But you know what truth is?
It's that little baby you're holding, it's that man you fought with this morning
The same one you're going to make love with tonight
That's truth, that's love......

Sometimes I've been to crying for unborn children that might have made me complete
But I took the sweet life, I never knew I'd be bitter from the sweet
I've spent my life exploring the subtle whoring that costs too much to be free
Hey lady......
I've been to paradise, (I've been to paradise)
But I've never been to me

(I've been to Georgia and California, and anywhere I could run)
I've been to paradise, never been to me
(I've been to Neice and the isle of Greece while I've sipped champagne on a yacht)
I've been to paradise, never been to me
(I've been to cryin' for unborn children that might have made me complete)
I've been to paradise, never been to me
(I've been to Georgia and California, and anywhere I could run)
I've been to paradise, never been to me

I haven't actually shagged any royalty, alas. But I have seen Prince Harry's cock.

As in feathered bird type of cock or cock as in penis?

Penis, Norma, penis. I was not alone

My mouth was kinda open like that too.

Was it a good one, BOF?

For some reason I envisage it as a weighty specimen.

If push comes to shove, I do not often think of the Royal's schlongs, truth be told.

theres a lad in my office that looks like prince harry, i havent seen his cock though

Thank you for the compliment Vinny that is lovely and whilst I can't speak of myself like that, it is indeed how I would have felt....

That song is pretty lovely..

''As in feathered bird type of cock or cock as in penis?' that made me giggle though Norma

BOF if you're mouth was open like that I hope you weren't near his cock!

I would imagine though, no offence, that quite a few people have seen it? He doesn't seem particulary shy

I walked into the Men's showers at the swimming pool by mistake, where there were a couple of blokes showering, one was a man and I know and as I turned on my heels and apologised, the guy I knew said.. 'well I don't mind...

Not given a great deal of thought to Royal members either...

I saw it with the rest of the nation in the Daily Mail

If anyone's interested

Gah! your not you're!

Dear God!

That Chelsey always looks like she is in a bit of an apres shag daze, no wonder.

Mittz, did you not pop back for another look seeings as he didn't mind

BOF bloody hell....that's got to something in his pocket surely?!