I am scared i have just been sent a mysterious parcel which i open and there are holes punched inthe lid as if to let something breathe wtf is it?????

[FrannyandZooey]

help

ffs

is FOUR LARGE CONCH SHELLS

(for ds2's christmas wnaky basket)

dear god I need a lie down now
am going to leave ebay seller bad feedback and say you made me look like twat in front of my internet sprite friends

it is

A SHIT PRESENT?

LOL!!

lololol

check inside

maybe the conches have escaped

I was right!

I was right!

do conch shells breathe?? I mean honestly

they really had me going there

what are conch shells? are there live conches in it

So you could hear the sea through the holes in the box?

huzzah! [sprite]

Do explain Christmas wanky basket...I am weeing with laughter here!

cadelaide you said a baby unicorn

wanky basket? my jeans are in danger now

SHe also said some heuristic crap - mud or something.

LOL!!!
Are the conch's still in there?

they taste yummy by the way!

oh thank god for that

my children can eat now

So.... snails was a pretty good guess - molluscs anyway (Virtual prize to EdwardC)

They were just dead molluscs

lakota my ds2 is 4 months old and I am making him a treasure basket full of interesting things for christmas

am deeply sorry to you all

what about the herby smell?

oh it is called a wnaky basket (pls note spelling) because cod thinks treasure baskets are pretentious crap and so 'wnaky'

if I have to explain cod I may have to come back another day

(sorry cadelaide - you didn't use the word crap at all, I got overexcited - you said "some heuristic (sp) play stuff, natural sponges or lumps of mud or summat ")

Filly i can't believe you sent me a parcel today! do you promise it is nothing alive

ew are these conches, you sure they aren't in there?

herby smell - what can I say? it smells damp
bubble wrap been stored in the garage I think