I am scared i have just been sent a mysterious parcel which i open and there are holes punched inthe lid as if to let something breathe wtf is it?????

[FrannyandZooey]

help

there's more than one of them

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i'm desperately holding onto my bladder here...

pmsl

By coincidence I HAVE sent you a parcel, I posted it this afternoon, but it has a NICE smell. I think. Oh dear.

And I am in CF not NP and it has my name on the back

it is a little turd of your lovely DS, formed into brass?

it is something sent back from the future from cyber-cryogenics!

two butt plugs? his n hers?

there's FOUR of them!!!

morningpaper and pmsl

four butt plugs

ideal for social events

It is a dragons egg from the welsh hills..... obviously!

oh and its not a freezer fan

i am pretty rubbish at baby parcels but even I do not send out freezer fans

lol. for swingers parties.

vol au vent?

butt plug?

oh god

oh god I know what it is and I am ashamed

you are going to be very very disappointed

but WHY oh WHY did they pack it in a box with a HOLE IN THE LID????

But fillyjonk - was it in a freezer fan box?

it is

oh god I can't say it

PLEASE tell

Come on...please

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bored of this now

you have to now!

Oh yes you can!

I HAVE REPETITIVE STRAIN FROM HITTING "REFRESH" REPEATEDLY!!!!

COME ON!!!!!!
BABY IS SCREAMING FOR A FEED!!!!!
AARRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

it's a plaster cast of your fanjo isn;t it!!!