I am scared i have just been sent a mysterious parcel which i open and there are holes punched inthe lid as if to let something breathe wtf is it?????

[FrannyandZooey]

help

just open it woman!!!!

put us all out of our misery

oh sorry just saw above

woodlice

slow worm

hedgehog

mp this better be in talk round up fgs
i am not going through all this angst for nothing

Get a grip woman and open the bloody thing!

JUST OPEN IT!!!

pah Franny who could hate YOU?

if it was ME it would be different

Come on Fran.

OPen it!!

It'll be a tiny baby unicorn all snuggled up on a bed of moss

if it's a bay tree it must be a bonsai one

seriously do you think i had better do something about it? i can't open it

hurry up coz i need the loo

barely a day goes by without Gina Ford posting me a crustacean

It can't be a crab smelling all damp and herby.

It would smell crabby.

oh thank god dp is here
shall i get him to open it in the garden?

a loofah (sorry)

its a plant!

It is the lobster I sent you.

OPEN IT!! My dinner is ready....

is it herbs

in the garden?

might it be anthrax?

aaargh dp says it smells of hamster bedding

peel a corner back and peek first!
COME ON!!!

Message withdrawn

Is it heavy?

some heuristic (sp) play stuff, natural sponges or lumps of mud or summat

i am telling him not to breathe its fumes