I am scared i have just been sent a mysterious parcel which i open and there are holes punched inthe lid as if to let something breathe wtf is it?????

[FrannyandZooey]

help

hamster bedding is just sawdust

it is probably a poncy ornament nestling in a bed of wood shavings

has he opened it yet or what?

Try a controlled explosion?

Alternatively just bloody open it put us out of our misery.

ornaments really need to breathe,don't they?

it is light

oh aaaaaargh just realised it might be something i have ordered for dp for christmas and forgotten about

have stopped him

ok he has slit the lid
and taken ds2 to zone of safety

i am going in

Your dp is winding you up - surely people don't ship mammals, do they?

a cactus

ok packing peanuts on top

which is....what?

THEN WHAT IS IT???
WHAT COULD IT BE????

Just googled freezer 64 pro
It appears to be a freezer cooling fan.
So either whatever-it-is has been sent by someone who has recently replaced a freezer fan or it is a freezer fan

bubble wrap inside

lololol

Ha!

Does your DP read MN? If so, you have to email me to tell me what it is, at least ...

And????????!!!

i can't REMEMBER ordering him anything
i'm just saying that I might have

Message withdrawn

Is it a neon Elvis Christmas ornament and you don't want to say?

Ristybear - I found the fan info too.

it looks brown through the bubble wrap

a butt plug?

(sorry - Rustybear).