are mumsnetters generally miserbale kill joys

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cos it seems so to me

" i cna timaghine why boys liek to thump somthing with a stick" ( see pinata thread
god what planet are you ON

like this

Dr Northener, please type the word, it's cathartic as I can't say it out loud either.

not lentils
no LEntils do nto fall out
or reading books
or fakrign non party bags
no tis FUN
tis sugar its a frippery
its a HOOT

oh yes

I would fill mine with beans and lentils obviously

and wooden fair trade toys

or a voucher for a goat somewhere shit

I love pinatas.

They fucking ROCK.

I had one at every birthday. And it's even better when you spin the blindfolded birthday boy or girl round and round so they're nice and dizzy before they start trying to whack the pinata.

I'm a girl who likes to whack pinatas with sticks.

here

I am hooting with laughter at the idea of stuffing a pinata with lentils
what a riproaring party that would be

do they do adult versions?

with, like, BOOZE in them?

What is wrong with pinatas btw?

I don't do kids parties because I am not a mad person, so I don't know what the pinata issue is

I claim first prize
I fed my kids fish eyes from birth

and then

chips

with everything

expat

'I'm a girl who likes to whack pinatas with sticks. '

But enough about your sex life darlink.......

ooh hoo pinata hoohas

olive no wiht cocaine
you can get your card out of retirement

LOL at idea of not drinking wine in front of the children. DD was concerned for me this weekend. After my op I can't drink for a few days, DD was quite sad that I couldn't have wine with my dinner with everyone else and said that it wasn't fair, but I could share her juice if I wanted

I did once get hit by a pinata stick as a kid

I had to go to A&E with suspected concussion BUT I got a big bucket of berol pens so I thought I'd actually got a good deal

I'd never whack a guy's tally with a stick.

Nah.

BUt pinatas filled with candy are another story.

No proper Mexican birthday party is complete without one. And lots of beer, too!

There's a pun here somewhere ... something to do with pina colada, but I can't ... quite ... get it.

MB, if you hit my beaver with a big stick, I can assure you that nothing sweet will fall out

I have absolutely no idea what a panata IS fgs!

LOL that was funny
i do like a bit of senseless violence

I'll have you know I do nothing stronger than wine now [wistful]

righto, off to make sandwiches for the world before Nigella comes on

The pinata was filled with pens?

[walks away muttering, 'These English are locos.']

lol at this htread

STOP PRESS.........

Filyjonk will accept being smacked on the head for a packet of pens

yes but I still don't know WHAT IS WRONG WITH PINATAS

please tell me

pinatas are great they kids love to bash them about and if the kids are under 9 it can take ages for them to smash them apart, giving you chance to get ready for mums picking up. they think you are so cool because you are all together and organised and not at all stressed