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are mumsnetters generally miserbale kill joys

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LaCod · 03/09/2007 18:53

cos it seems so to me

" i cna timaghine why boys liek to thump somthing with a stick" ( see pinata thread
god what planet are you ON

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Hulababy · 03/09/2007 19:32

Oh Cod - it may not happen that often, lol, bur I so agree with this!

bagpuss · 03/09/2007 19:35

lol @ Fillyjonk . Agree Cod, as usual.

Pruners · 03/09/2007 19:48

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pointydog · 03/09/2007 19:51

No of course munters are not miserable killjoys. We have clowns on here, don't you know.

Tortington · 03/09/2007 19:51

i seriously didn't get shitfaced to the point of becing incapable until they were older.....in their prsence..being in charge i mean.

but they had seen me shitfaced many times - when there was a responsible adult around

UCM · 03/09/2007 19:51

Evidently not, some of the mums were shocked when I offered wine at Ds last birthday, but they 'fucking' drunk it. Greedy cows!! .

Blandmum · 03/09/2007 19:52

Pointydog, I bet we also have mine artists on MN as well but they are not brave enough to admit it.

And non gendarist Pacifist and Judy people as well!

Blandmum · 03/09/2007 19:53

mime artists.

sheesh

though there may well be some mine artists as well

Pruners · 03/09/2007 19:53

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UCM · 03/09/2007 19:53

One said, 'Oh I hadn't thought of offering wine at my sons birthday party', whilst trying to get the tap from the 'box' of Australian Chardonnay (I do live in Essex FGS)

Blandmum · 03/09/2007 19:54

I have just drunk wine with my dinner in front of my two on a monday

Born to be wild, that's me!

harpsichordcarrier · 03/09/2007 19:57

I'm a ventriloquist.
"who said that??"

pointydog · 03/09/2007 19:57

Now, mime artists are deff not funny at all, mb.

They cut a tragic figure.

Desiderata · 03/09/2007 19:58

Fucking hell! Surely you have to be pissed in charge of kids, don't you ...?

LaCod · 03/09/2007 19:58

wellt he farkers read richard and judy deny theri kdis a lolly

i misse the pink thing
ds1 loved pink fo ages til eh was baout5 - why nto its a ncie colour
ds2 and ds3 were browbeaten to accpet pink si for girsl by,... ds1

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DrNortherner · 03/09/2007 19:58

Does somebody really say that on the pinata thread? Sheesh....

I am PMSL at 'utter fuckers' I love it.

LaCod · 03/09/2007 19:59

"knitting an otter with one hand and cutting up grapes with the other"

lok
i htink we diecded otters were last season

agree re the wird swing fom casualness " my kdis was illiterate at 7"
to paranoia ( re drink for eg)

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LaCod · 03/09/2007 19:59

i aim ot please.

nect time you lot are being preachy
rememeb " no i am an utter fucker"

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DrNortherner · 03/09/2007 20:01

UTTER FUCKERS

It's very cathartic to type that you know, bit like shouting C**T at the top of your voice.

Blackduck · 03/09/2007 20:02

my ds trys to help me drink my wine by hold the glass for me (call out the NSPCC......) and as for pink - well he's pretty keen on it at the moment......

TnOgu · 03/09/2007 20:02

must have a go some time.

Desiderata · 03/09/2007 20:05
oliveoil · 03/09/2007 20:05

what the fuck is a pinata?

(I have started to swear, have you noticed?)

harpsichordcarrier · 03/09/2007 20:06

one of those mexican horse things you whack with a stick and sweets fall out

Blackduck · 03/09/2007 20:06

a thing you hit with a stick and pressies/gifts fall out (I think )