are mumsnetters generally miserbale kill joys

[LaCod]

cos it seems so to me

" i cna timaghine why boys liek to thump somthing with a stick" ( see pinata thread
god what planet are you ON

carm
go and have a paddy

Ruby I am a benign earnest neglecter with a crap pelvic floor

I defy your pigeon holing

Rubyrioja you've missed out the obsessives

Well, my eyes were opened by a "climbing up a slide" thread once. I have been a bit skittish in parks ever since. Installed one in the garden so the dc could get it out of their system where there was no-one to mutter about social norms...

you mean youve missed out on the bell ends

Pmsl at 'spirit and pelvic floor broken'

PMSL at I'll farking knit your ferret.

What a fantastic threat!

You've cheered me up no end!

i got told off for forgetting the pinata. oops!

I don't let my kids watch TV is another one that floors me like a tazar. What ... never ??

I have loads of Paddies, some might say more than my fair share

frak

And it can make you soooo paranoid after a while! have no problems whatsoever with everything in modearation.... but then I find myself buying Rocks squash and thinking .

I know nothing about pinitas but I am being shot at by a lego gun !!!!

We dont do weaponry but it would be abrave eprson who did with our boys.....

hehehe!

It does feel like it osmetimes tbh

Yes, we are and our favourite subject is 'bad' foods!! Now where's my fucking pinata?!!

Know better but have had spirit and pelvic floor broken
lolololololol

my son climbed a rather large tree in a eutopian garden of a childless collegue. He & wife were completely gobsmacked whilst dh and i just stood there non plussed with arms open ...rather bored looks on our faces...just incase he fell...

although if collegue hadn;t have been there - we would of not bothered with outstretched arms and the faux pretence of giving a shit.

now he can be arrested for climbing a public tree - as he is 14.

what a load of shit.

cod - did you miss the indepth - one can only call it 'thesis' like discussion on why boys dont like pink? completely OTT

Welcome back dear.

oooh i LOVE these threads where everyone tries to be cool

"Oh I don't give a crap what my kids eat"

"Oh LOOK at my pinata credentials"

etc

When in reality you are all typing with your noses because you are knitting an otter with one hand and cutting up grapes with the other, while writing non-gendered vocabulary building stories with your tongues.

otoh the "which pushchair shall i buy shall i buy the crappola overprice mk 3 or the milkman seducer in orthodontic grey" threads are annoying

OH and to distract the kids whilst I drunk shedloads of wine yesterday, I did a treasure hunt with boiled sweets with sherbert in and wrapped Jammy dodgers in foil and hid 'em.

Top that for shit parenting. DS was snivelling around saying he couldn't find any cos the big boys got 'em. I kept a secret stash in my pocket.