YURT

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It's here when you need it (without GF influence, although I do wonder if that will make it more boring). The other one can still be used in emergencies, of course.

The Dalai's bringing the lamas and the llamas. Please pick up your mooncups, placenta, yak hair beanbags etc and bring them round. Don't forget the wine.

I'll start the ooooooommmmmmmmmmm-ing

Pleae enlighten me someone - am I thick or ignorant? What the f**k is YURT????

No idea Sezza - but it seems it's s'pose to be mellow and totally organic. Nettle wine sounds good to me.

Is there any left?

Can some one pass me an organic, hand-crafted by a local womens co-operative, fairly traded joint, having a hard day at work today?
PS If we all hang out in here too long our cycles will become synchronised and the yurt karma may be lost for a few days each month, or does the sisterhood negate the hormonal effect of PMT?

Sezza, and anyone else who wants to know, there is a picture of a yurt here, at yurt.com keepingmum, I'm sure the yurt karma will be fine if we all share the organic evening primrose oil and make sure we drink the nettle wine or chamomile tea at the appropriate time of the month...we could synchronise our breath too for the full sisterhood experience...

helloooooo in theeeeeeeere. how many more mums can you get in here anyway - methinks a yurt annexe or granny flat is in order.
do bacardi breezers come in nettle flavour?

WWW thankyou for enlightening me as to what a yurt is. Thought I was going to have to do a Sezza!

Is the nettle wine OK when you are pregnant? Hope so .......

Popping head back in door from composting toilet direction - I've got some nettle wine here if you would like some Mum2toby?

Peace!

Delighted Demented..... hic! Although I may have had too much.

Stuff the nettle wine - I've got Baileys, ice and a large box of truffles on the go...anyone for a rum truffle???

Ooooh, me please!!

SoupDragon - I think that you, me and Bayleaf are the 'naughty' girls in the corner with the contraband Sorry everyone, but can I stay if I use my v-cushion with a cotton cover? Yak hair is just too smelly!

Roll up all your receipts and smoke them beetroot.

Are there any Rum Truffles left? I heard a horrible rumour as I was battling my way through the threads that they were all finished. Tell me it's not true???

Ah there they are.... I've just tripped over the box on the way to my bean bag. Yummmmmmmmm.... slurp!

I'm going to have to take my truffle and go. DH is out, boys are in bed and I can hear my warm & Lush filled bath calling me...

Don't worry Yurt dwellers, I'll scour myself dry with a yak hair towel.

Bu**er the earth mother stuff! If you could bring one thing to the YURT what would it be? Come on girls, let your imaginations run wild...

Uuumm....

Brad Pitt, cooorrr!!!!

Sorry, but he is delicious!

Can I join? I am on my third glass of nicely chilled dry sherry. Just remembered that I was supposed to mark my GCSE mock exams tonight but can't face it now. Besides after too much more alcohol might not be able too! Need somewhere nice and mellow to wind down and relax!!!!

Girly - wiiiiiiiiiiiiine it would have to be wine! This nettle stuff is giving me heartburn and it's a bit gritty for me.

I s'pose Brad would be handy for rolling the joints.

Welcome Clairandrich - your just in time to listen to some Indian chanting.... a special tape I brought coz I was sick of those bloody whales!

Girly, if you bring Brad in, you have to share him. He'll have to join the communal DPs.

(yes, I know I said I was going. Someone turn this * PC off for me pleeeeease!)

Hands off Soupdragon, he's mine!!!

Hey girls.....chilllllll.... and chant...... and breathe...... ahhhh.

In this Yurt we can all have our own Brad.

You'll have to leave him out my the composting toilets then. Which is where I've secretly hidden Spike. Doh!

Actually, I think that you'll find he's mine, along with Sean Bean, Sean Pertwee, Paul McGann and Steven MacIntosh...(blows raspberry). Actually, I think that this could get nasty, not in here please ladies!