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[cod]

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exactly, bundle, how could we forget rabbits

I won't shop anywhere other than Marks and Spencer for food - am I a snob?

I work on a building site, I'm not allowed to take 2 day old baby to work. Can I sue my employer?

I just banged my thumb with a hammer, could I be pregnant?

"my DH just hit my DD, no hang on a second it was all an accident so everything's fine, actually it never happened, don't you dare say anything bad about DH we have sex every day you know, oh I give up why are you all so mean, I'm leaving now"

I won't shop anywhere other than Lidl for food. Am I a chav?

Twiglett - norty!

I have a paper cut why is my life so shit

My DH is a serial bigamist. Should I leave him? It's so hard as he has very nice hair.

(have you seen the gerbils thread?? sorry, v norty)

I just banged my thumb with a hammer, could I be pregnant? --- oh that's class HD

I have a paper cut, can I complain to God for making my skin so thin?

Does God exist. If not can I still celebrate Christmas?

bundle - pmsl then entered my disclaimer v quickly on this thread.

I never made a mistake in grammar but once in my life and as soon as I done it I seen it. How come your not as good as what I am?

i live down the fen does that make me a carrot crunching, fen type.

why do they teach religion at the religious school my kids go to? (v norty again, smack smack)

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why not? it's not far from you, and you could eat ice creams there...

Ah Bundle you are so v funny. I just can't stay away

This is the FUNNIEST thing i've seen on here. keep snorting as trying not to laugh out loud. or will be clear am doing NO work this arvo

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why not cod, you could have an ice cream when you get there, and it's just up the road...

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(whoops sorry cod, didn't mean for you to go twice)

My 4 year old has 2 horns and a red tail - do you think I should ignore him?