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[cod]

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PMSL at this

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what paper do you read? (grauniad v daily mail, invariably)
does nappyrash mean i'm a bad mother? (yes)
what shall i call my baby? (so you can ridicule my choice)
how often do you mop?

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"mumsnet, ie it taking over your life?
"not got anything better to do?"
"have you done all your housework/jobs/filing/reports today?"

"I've had it here, I'm leaving, aah that's very nice of you to ask me to stay but I really must go honestly, oh no please don't beg, I'll miss you all too (see you tomorrow)"

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you are heartless cod

snort i know it's mean but that is funny

snruk - cruel and heartless

heartless but v v funny indeed.

my cat has eaten my rabbit, how do I tell the kids

Pregnancy memory.......

Just gone out to car and found dd in their! Must have left her in there after school run yesterday. Anyone else done anything silly?

snruk??? snruk?? (I think I kind of like that actually)

of course I meant

Snurk

my kids have eaten the rabbit, how do I tell DH

and rabbits in general, come to think of it

I beat my kids / partner / people in the street. Am I a bad person?

sorry meant there

My DH has eaten the kids, how do I tell the rabbit?

mother and child parking spaces - rant

titter...twiglett

omg just seen the other thread. My comment wasn't directed at anyone in particular!!

rabbits

"can you plan what I'm eating for the next 52 days"

"oh no the deer are in the back garden again"

"cat poo"

I bought some perishable and left them on the counter for a week. Can I eat it?

If not can I complain to the supermarket?

Why won't my boss let me work only 2 hours a week on full pay?

Why isn't maternity leave 18 years long? Thats how long it takes to bring a child up!

the 2nd one is only relevant for one or 2 posters I know that