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My dd is 2 days old and can't walk / feed herself / do long division yet. Should I worry?

My baby is addicted to crack, but I restrict it to mealtimes. Am I a bad parent?

this and the gerbil saga have me snigger in an open plan office. The more I try to stop myself the more I snigger.

I wear a Burberry baseball cap - why do people think I'm a football holigan

my 52 year old is still waking up for a bottle of milk, how do I get him to sleep through ?

why do people think they are allowed to comment on me breastfeeding my 8 year old through the school gates - the nerve of some people

the gerbil saga, my god i have pissed myself

"Bitty"

pelvic floor giving way...

I am in tears, laughing at this and the gerbil thread. My dd thinks I'm mental.

PMSL I really have to move away from the screen and calm down.

In fact

I sit on MN all day and do no work - will I eventually get the sack?

I'm a man, am I a bad parent. Should I do pelvic floor excercises?

I like to stare at women in the supermarket, am I normal?

do dogs eat gerbils?

should i get my new born babies ears, nose and eyebrows pierced.?
i drive a souped up ford fiesta with full body kit, double exhaust, pink alloys, neon headlamps and a dukes of hazzard style horn, am i a boy racer??

Fio - you have to start that thread.

My child is registered with 17 modelling agencies but has had no work, why could that be?

I ring the agency 10 times a day though.

My dog has eaten my gerbil. Could I be pregnant?

My childs modelling agency demands £10k before they send any work - is it genuine?

My husband wanks - should I leav him?

HD - PMSL

i cant stop laughing

My husband wanks in front of MIL and she disapproves. Should I disown her?

Could she be pregnant?

I am a Chav. Could I be pregnant?

HD - Stop please. I am trying to control myself and NO I can't switch off.

happydaddy stop it!!! am screaming with laughter, tears running down cheeks!
dd1 says, my baby sister( 9 months) cant wipe her own bum yet, shall i ring the health visitor?

Am I mad to want a sixth baby? Yes
Help me plan my DD/DS's party. Open loads of wine
Has anyone else made birthday cards from ricecakes?
What shall I wear to this party? How the should I know?

My health visitor keeps texting DH. He denies it but i followed him to the loo and hid in the sink so I saw him and he was wanking while he texted back. But he loves his mum so I don't want to leave him.