mn thread cliches

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luckily i am alone in my office today dinosaur. Haven't laughed so much since bra-gate

My baby is covered in red spots, has a temp of 201 is convulsing and frothing at the mouth. Should I ring the doctor?

Blu, sublime

Alternatively. My baby just blinked. Could it be cancer?

If MN is so cliquey, how come everyone says it isn't?

PMSL at these threads, you are evil women.

And men should be banned from MN, also.

Anyone fancy a Mumsnet meet up in the Outer Hebrides?

My dp prefers 'Dadsnet' you should try it

Dadsnet is only one page, though! Probably cos all the blokes are sitting in silence staring into their pints.

anal incontinence - long and embarrassing - sorry

SNORT!

is it snowing where you are?

Porn / sex / oral / anal / lesbians - I'm not a troll, honest!

pmsl at this thread, was feeling a bit low till i saw it,keep it coming!
my faves,
blocked loo(u didnt wanna know)
look at my dh isnt he lovely?(no some of you prob thinking)
my lovely kids(they are dead ugly you are thinking)
look at me(crafty pic of me in dark, so you dont see how repulsive i am)
should i stop sterilising???yawn yawn, up to you love if your baby is eating off floor prob pointless isnt it! all my threads, thought id slag em off before anyone else

happydaddy pardon?? have i missed something??

Urgent advice needed; do you pay your nanny for time in toilet???????
Au pair requests boob job - is it my reponsibility?
Children at wedding - but SIL wants no adults!
Tifle from breast milk - recipes?

stoppidyakillinme!

Respect, blu.

rofl blu!

blu - fabulous! esp the trifle

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how about, does your dh dress to the left or right?
how soon after giving birth and being stiched from one end to the other will i feel like having sex?(prob never)

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bugaboos - are they worth it?

best double pushchair

how do I stop thumbsucking

boden sale

have my waters broken?

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mts, snort at boden sale!!!!!!!!titter..