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This thread has made me cry

nah, toy box is just full of dead gerbils cod

oh I see - sorry, you're all just being very clever - i didn't realise!

yes we are very clever and amusing. and grown up too.

god DH do you want a hand getting that stick out of your a$$

just wanted to see what it felt like to be inflammatory. Sorry to have butted in on your thread chaps. Please don't gang up

back track, back track, back track

Is this a click now then?

Desperate housewife.... Could you be pregnant?

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i pmsl at this thread can i sure mums net?? for dry cleaning and evts bills for the cat as it was under the chair??

Have just finished reading the gerbil thread - sorry titania but that thread is hilarious esp the dog in the sofabed

Although obviously very for the dog (just before I get jumped on)

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I just bit a man who looked at a mother and baby parking space in Tesco's, does this mean I shoudl get highlights and a bob?

no, suzy, it means you could be pregnant.

Weirdies

Stop press: Titania found the gerbil.
It had run outside and was in a puddle.
Recovering well.

Will colonic irrigation help me lose 14 stones in a day and help me regain my post pregnancy memory so that I can find my pesky gerbil?

does anhyone have any tips for flying to the moon with conjoined triplets?

suzy, take lots of fuzzyfelt and a big pack of your brownies.

Is it raining/snowing/sunny/hot where you are?

My Chrysler Grand Voyager is too small, my fishmonger no longer stocks Iranian caviar (only Russian FGS) and last month's botox has left me unable to move my right eyeball..........

It's a lovely lovely sunny day where I am and my niceness and non bitchiness is radiating through my cottage out to the garden where my three ringletted little girls are building a bivouac for fallen fledglings

Sarah Beeny's tits (every Tuesday evening from 8pm)

Suzy, have just bought the Tom Watson book you recommended.