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cod · 26/04/2005 14:03

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TheVillageIdiot · 26/04/2005 21:19

Is that a title?

Shortly followed by a picture of a bat?

Toothache · 26/04/2005 21:19

rofl - Nerdgirl!

Don't get this thread now and it's gotten too long to read..... can we start a fresh one and recap?

WideWebWitch · 26/04/2005 21:20

Yes cod, this is one of the best threads for a long time, hilarious. Dp said 'what is it' as I shook with laughter, I said 'you won't get it' he said 'I will, let's see.' He didn't get it. I told him so!

cod · 26/04/2005 21:20

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expatinscotland · 26/04/2005 21:21

I am gaining weight and eating everything in sight. I am 3 weeks late with my period.

I am pregnant.

WideWebWitch · 26/04/2005 21:21

Not floppy, no. Just laugh-ey. Why?

Pruni · 26/04/2005 21:22

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cod · 26/04/2005 21:22

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TheVillageIdiot · 26/04/2005 21:23

bugger all. dp still hasn't come in yet.

You is stuck wiv me innit!

Here's one

Why do some white people insist on talling like ali-g or in a faux jamacan accent?

Is it something to do with gerbils?

TheVillageIdiot · 26/04/2005 21:26

well - speak of the devil... toodle-pip!

suzywong · 27/04/2005 02:02

oh blimey what a good start to the day, have just spluttered my low Gi porridge all over the gerbil, I mean keyboard

happpdaddy you are very very very funny

TheVillageIdiot · 27/04/2005 08:53

Morning folks

What happened to the gerbil?

FLUM · 27/04/2005 09:08

Found!!! outside

desperatehousewife · 27/04/2005 09:18

this isn't going to do much for people's confidence is it? Posting, however trivial you might think it is, is important for some and you've all taken the piss

Mud · 27/04/2005 09:20

What on earth are you angry about Desperate Housewife?

suzywong · 27/04/2005 09:21

has this thing kicked off yet?

cod · 27/04/2005 09:22

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Mud · 27/04/2005 09:22

have just found this and pmsl from start to finish, just got a little surprised by the final post to be honest

FLUM · 27/04/2005 09:22

Sniggered all the way home on my commuter train last night (Could I be pregnant?). Lots of people stared at me. You are all so funny. Especially Happy Daddy.

snafu · 27/04/2005 09:23

I'm rolling my eyes - could I be pregnant?

FLUM · 27/04/2005 09:23

and more:

I just love mumsnet. its so warm and fluffy. is it better than RL? is that because I could be pregnant? what are you all having for tea tonight?

cod · 27/04/2005 09:23

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snafu · 27/04/2005 09:24

"HELP! Lost sense of humour! Can you help me find it?!"

FLUM · 27/04/2005 09:25

oooooops desperate housewife. its funny. those things are important to all of us too! but we can still laugh at them. thats what humour is all about.

WE ARE LAUGHING AT OURSELVES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

cod · 27/04/2005 09:25

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