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My dd / ds has just fallen out of the upstairs window. Instead of panicking and phoning for an ambulance, I'll ask Mumsnetters if they have any advice.

was it a RED silk rug?

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er..no not preg...yep blood on keyboard, kids barfing everywhere..snigger am sticking it together with skin adhesive and tegaderm, nothing will keep me from this thread.

Could the au pair be pregnant?

(By the gerbil?)

Help!Have found a stain in DH's underpants-Could it be the gerbil?

Could my au pair be a gerbil?

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Have to go and sort out dinner now. Hope this thread keeps going...

Spacecadet's next thread title

"hlp kybod nt wrkng, bld on t wa cn Ido"

WOt r u having for dinner tonight?
Gerbil?

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could the gerbil be my new au apair/ and is it/she/he pregnant?

Owners DH keeps wrapping me in clingfilm and putting me up his bottom. Should I leave?

twiglett, you are evil..but i like it!!!!!!!!!

It's not funny. Real gerbils are getting upset here.

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has any one got a discount code for an e bay virgin ?

Are you allowed to sell virgins on Ebay?

Is my gerbil a chav?