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mn thread cliches

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cod · 26/04/2005 14:03

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victoriapeckham · 26/04/2005 17:10

THE

victoriapeckham · 26/04/2005 17:10

POINT?

FLUM · 26/04/2005 17:10

I am always taking the p*ss out of MN threads am I an old timer/in a clique?

Fio2 · 26/04/2005 17:11

my best friend is a gerbil

HappyDaddy · 26/04/2005 17:12

My baby is a gerbil, should I phone the health visitor?

My house is full of crack addicted prostitutes, should I worry / phone the police / be pregnant?

Spacecadet · 26/04/2005 17:13

happydaddy im pmsl! stop it!

HappyDaddy · 26/04/2005 17:14

I've just been sacked for masturbating over mumsnet at work. Can I sue myself?

jellyhead · 26/04/2005 17:16

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HappyDaddy · 26/04/2005 17:17

My dh and I have sex 40 times a day. Is he having an affair?

Twiglett · 26/04/2005 17:19

my dh and I have sex 40 times a day, what does a prolapse look like?

Spacecadet · 26/04/2005 17:19

ive just sliced the top off my thumb with a bread knife, cos i was too busy posting on mn, am i thick/stupid/blind? should i go to hospital?

jellyhead · 26/04/2005 17:20

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HappyDaddy · 26/04/2005 17:20

My dh has sex with MIL in front of me. I don't want to leave him as once every 5 years he acknowledges my existence. What should I do?

HappyDaddy · 26/04/2005 17:21

PMSL Jellyhead.

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cod · 26/04/2005 17:21

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Fio2 · 26/04/2005 17:22

cod eats gerbil, daily sport shocker

Twiglett · 26/04/2005 17:23

"i'm a threadkiller I yam"

ks · 26/04/2005 17:24

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cod · 26/04/2005 17:24

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snafu · 26/04/2005 17:24

snort snurk snruk pmsl at this thread

iota · 26/04/2005 17:24

oh no

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cod · 26/04/2005 17:25

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Spacecadet · 26/04/2005 17:26

wasnt joking btw, re thumb, really have sliced it with bread knife, blood everywhere...faint...

Norty · 26/04/2005 17:26

Just found a stain on my silk rug.... was it the au pair?

Or a gerbil?

HappyDaddy · 26/04/2005 17:27

Spacecadet, how are you typing then? Is there blood all over your keyboard?

Could you be pregnant?