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Goodbye, I'm leaving Mumsnet for good. I'm not flouncing but MN is not helping me at all and I think I need to concentrate on Real Life for a bit.

I have just driven home and come staright on here to catch up - my sides hurt!

...could I be pregnant? What accent will it have if it's a gerbil?

I'm a thread killer, you all must hate me, I'm leaving

Pa! You'll be back in under 5 minutes.

No I won't

Yes you will Within 5 mins of me saying 5 mins anyway. Just like everyone else who gives up MN

damn, you're right.

I can't stay away from MN - should we go to relate?

I moved abroad to get away from MN!!!

I got a non-fluffy rabbit to get away from MN - should I leave dp?

What accent will I have if I have an affair?

with a gerbil?

This thread is so funny

making gerbil/rabbit noises in NCT classes?

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im a saddo who has been and had thumb stiched up then rushed back to see how this thread is doing, do i need therapy??

101 ways with butternut squash/baby rice.

I am throwing up, periods have stopped and have a fat stomach, could I be pregnant?

Where can we go on holiday - we have children.

Tory bashing this way.

dd's in bed and didn't cry when I put her down, should I call NHS Direct? my GP? The Doctor? The lanlord ok my local? .....heeeelp!!!!

My bazookas are the size of two spacehoppers and I can't find a bra to fit.

BTW that isn't aimed at anyone, my bazookas really are the size of two spacehoppers.

and of course... I'm the funniest person in the world, post here if you think so too

Just kidding, now where's my gerbil? I bet it's chasing my dog eating rabbit with it's broad black country accent

What can I do with a bag of frozen artichokes ?
Can you freeze an aubergine ?

Can you freeze a toddler cos I'm sick of potty training.

Equally

My toddlet pottied trained in half an hour - why is my life so shit?

I really don't want to start an argument but state schools aren't good for our children are they?

We are thinking of relocating, where can we live where there are no chavs, the schools are great and the houses cheap? France?