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I am pregnant - could I be a chav?

why wont ds2(4) do the housework?
my 13 year old is rude and obnoxious, is this normal teenage behaviour?

somebody tell me to get off mumsnet and cook my children's dinner

Oh sorry that's real life intruding

I remember someone posted a recipe for Outer Mongolian pine nuts with brie and cupcakes that I want to give to my week old baby. Can someone cut and paste it for me as I'm too busy having my hair / nails / monobrow done to look.

Could I be a gerbil?

Where should I live?

i am a chav innit man wicked and im all with da bling bling!, could i be preggers?

I don't have a pot to piss in - should I stop shopping in Harrods?

Which bike/kitchen/garage with ramps should I buy?

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I'm thinking of moving to Baghdad, can anyone recommend a good Nanny?

I'm a troll. Why is MN so cliquey?

i masturbate regularly,am i a wanker?/or pregnant?

baby pasta

No Cod, I wouldn't expect it to be

What's a chav, I keep seeing this word but have no idea what it means

snigger?

that's a title by the way not a question

I'm a single 40yr old man, with no children and still living with mummy. Can I shag you all? Why are you so cliquey?

You're all mean, I'm leaving - no really.

A horrible thing happened at the school gates today... Why are mums so horrid to dads who want to stand and stare at the children for hours on end? Could I be pregnant?

those weird Word Association threads

I'm so sad that I have to leave work right now (not a title by the way) should I start a thread?

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