yes...Macdog...that toddler thread will haunt us..
dd went playing at her little best pal's house, her mum and I were gassing in the lounge and she lets them play in the girl's bedroom...
5 mins later her daughter came down with tiger stripes felt tipped all over her face 'Im a tiger, mummy' dd hadnt done it so I felt a bit smug..
10 mins later her child came down again and looked sheepish, I instantly felt alarmed..
'erm..we smell nice, mummy' she says
turns out the little buggers darlings had been in her bedroom and doused themselves in her perfume! Smelled like a pair of little tarts!!
I was quite embarrassed! then her daughter (8mths older than dd) proceeded to blame dd for the whole thing!
we scarpered after that tee hee
today found out Im getting my second poem published hooray!!