BOLBZ

[Berrie]

Over here! (Berrie waves)

I'm not officially starting until I've seen the personal trainer. So breakfast was Alpen (loads of sugar), toasted muffin with butter, and coffee with milk AND sugar.

Enjoy it while you can!
I am feeling very demotivated today...

Time of the month...feeling a bit low.

Not that a kitkat is going to make me feel better is it.

Noooooo. Think of the guilt you'll feel afterwards Berrie.
Mmmmmm, I love Alpen with sugar.........

3 scrambled eggs, almost a litre of water and one decaff coffee w/cream and sweetener.

No I won't have one Oggs...I just don't feel like I'm getting thinner today

I didn't actually put sugar on the alpen - it's just that it already has loads in it. But I'll be moving to low carb, zero sugar very soon.... 3 stone to lose before I turn 40 in 12 months. Gotta be done. And if that's not motivation, I don't know what is.

I couldn't even lose weight for my wedding Don't know why I think I've got a chance now.

Perhaps a raw carrot will cheer me up.
Zeb there will be nothing left of you if you lose 3 stone

Haven't got any carrots
You'll have to bear with me today I'm on a downer

I stood on my mum's scales, and I promise you, losing 3 stone will not put me in the Victoria Beckham skinny zone.

I'm now thinking how we're going to cheer you up...don't worry, I'll come up with something.

Chocolate cake?

Fish and Chips?

Chinese takeaway?

Lamb Rogan Josh with peshwari naan?

What you need is inspiration & motivation

Ooh. Speaking of which I had a laaaaaahvverly dream last night

Come on Oggs. Spill.
Did anyone hear ALW having a dig at DVO at the Brits last night? Titter, titter.

Too x-rated for innocent ears Zeb

I'll put my hands over my ears as I read it!

Oooo thanks for that!

What did ALW say?

Come on Oggs what was the dream.

I forgot to tell you. I went out with MFL'sF the other night and another friend. The OF wanted to hear all about how our meet up went. He was convinced that it would make a good film so between them they began to plot the scenes. It got very silly and ended with us all being picked off one by one by an unknown person who made our skins into a multiskinned dreamcoat and it turned out to be Seamus. Then it was Connie which I remember killing myself laughing at the details of but can't quite remember now...

I love it. But can we have a happy ending please? Nowwww, who to play Zeb Right, off to secure the movie rights for BOLBZ before someone else does.

ALW basically took the p* out of DvO saying they all had to be careful as she had a habit of running off with the winner. Pretty poor joke, but it made me smile.

Oggs well done for starting your diet. Do you feel thinner yet?

Morning

Berrie I feel virtuous, but sadly no thinner . Ah well. Tea yesterday was a pork chop, broccoli and leeks w/ mayo and water.

If you still want to know about my dream, there was a lot of this going on

Tee Hee
Morning Oggs. I'm on a course today. Don't fel like it at all! I also had pork chop and veg and a small amount of mash but I drank too much wine and ate a load more potato to soak it up
I'm still relatively good though as there is no exra troughing through the day. No cake or chocolate...I aim to cut out the wine this weekend.

Are you defrosted yet Oggs?

Yep. We actually managed to pump up some water yestrday for the first time in almost a fortnight! Yay. A long awaited bath

Jolly good. Right...off on my course now. Have a nice day!