OK - so what do you call a little girls bits and pieces

[Diplidophus]

We've had the testicles thread - I'm concerned about what to call my daughters fanjon (if it is a girl).

Vagina - too clincal.
Every thing else: Too crude.

It used to be a 'hing' when I was a girl but I don't like that.

Intersting. Why is it laughable? Is it because as adults you lot don't use the proper words? I find some things people say laughable like that dreadful word mum instead of mummy. I suppose we all just have words we use and others we don't.

Vulva is laughable but faff is fine?

I used to drive a Vulva.

"FAFF"???? You are kidding, right?
pmsl

not read whole thread.

i say vulva. i don't say vagina unless i mean a vagina, mostly i mean a vulva. dd had chicken pox, she had some on her vulva, not on her vagina. sometimes i think people forget women have more than just a vagina down there.

why is vulva laughable?

I may have to get my vulva name out

cod reported me last time

So long as you don't get your faff out Franny...

its a FOOF in our house

and for ds he calls it his WINK, so we have gone with that.

Fark knows. DD is 12 months and fanjo just sounds so wrong in a baby . Probably just call it her girly bits when she's young and get a bit more technical when she's older.

We call ds' penis his willy. So much easier for a boy.

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