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OK - so what do you call a little girls bits and pieces

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Diplidophus · 11/05/2007 13:15

We've had the testicles thread - I'm concerned about what to call my daughters fanjon (if it is a girl).

Vagina - too clincal.
Every thing else: Too crude.

It used to be a 'hing' when I was a girl but I don't like that.

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Troutpout · 11/05/2007 17:19

My children know the real names...but i use 'cutesy' names because i guess i am showing them that not everyone is comfortable with the real names. If she falls in the street in front of an old lady ...i would rather her say 'mummy i banged my dooby'...rather than 'mummy i bashed my clit'

gingersj · 11/05/2007 19:03

Laurie, how old are your kids? do you think a 6yr old knows she has a hole? I know that sounds like a daft question, but when do they become aware of what is there?

FrannyandZooey · 11/05/2007 19:11

I think most children know that a woman has a hole there because they know that is where babies come out

DrippingLizzie · 11/05/2007 19:12

Shame us girlies haven't got an equivalent of the generic "willy", but it's been great reading all these suggestions. DD is only 11 months so haven't really got to the naming stage, but (after reading this) I'll probably plump for Minnie...I personally don't feel comfortable with small kids using the anatomical words; yeah, yeah, I KNOW they're the correct terms, they just somehow don't sound right coming from little 'uns IMO.

gingersj · 11/05/2007 19:12

So at what age do you explain that is where babies come out?

FrannyandZooey · 11/05/2007 19:12

Also, it isn't necessary for a child to find out about something for themselves before it is useful and interesting to know about it

my 4 year old knows he has a brain, heart, and lungs etc

I don't think he would have worked that out for himself by now, but I have told him, because it's good to know how your body works

FrannyandZooey · 11/05/2007 19:13

Gingers I explained when my son asked, which was age 3

gingersj · 11/05/2007 19:15

Hmmm, maybe I need to have a talk with them....they think they come out of your bum.

FrannyandZooey · 11/05/2007 19:16

I think you would probably need to correct that, yes

Pruni · 11/05/2007 19:21

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softmusk · 11/05/2007 19:36

i call my dds an annie i thought it was quite a popular name for it but no one else has used it

MaloryTowers · 11/05/2007 19:37

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Jomist · 11/05/2007 19:39

Noonie! It's a Noonie!

Boys have decided breasts are Magumbos and bras are magumbo holders

FrannyandZooey · 11/05/2007 20:15

"He wants to know if I can wee and where it comes out of"

Pruni do NOT tell me you have been managing to wee in private for the last 3 years because I shall just explode with envy and disbelief

FrannyandZooey · 11/05/2007 20:16

and Malory stop scartching you will injure yourself

pickledpear · 11/05/2007 20:18

well a fanny is a fanny what else do you call it my girls have been fine knowing it like that it did surprise one man but hey

my friend caught her dd trying to put money in hers as they were telling her it was a moneybox dont confuse kids i say

FrannyandZooey · 11/05/2007 20:20

jesus god you are kidding

they called it a moneybox???

DumbledoresGirl · 11/05/2007 20:22

Oh here we go again. Isn't this topic broached at least once a month? Mind you, it is always popular....

I don't have a word beyond the vague term "bottom". I don't understand why people have to refer to it usually at all.

Spidermama · 11/05/2007 20:22

Parp.

LittleSarah · 11/05/2007 20:24

Lol at my earlier comment re not being able to get into the vulva! I actually did reread that sentence and think, hmmm, that sounds odd, oh well.

Jina/gyna is growing on me, think I may try that. Definitely used to use it as a child.

(God, that sounds ludicrous too doesn't it? Ah feck it.)

pickledpear · 11/05/2007 20:24

Lauriefairycake -
the answer to your response is your girls do not need to have a penis because with a fanny they can have as many penis's (SP) as they want...lol

pickledpear · 11/05/2007 20:25

yes now i guess she will be a disturbed teenager

Apatosaurus · 11/05/2007 20:34

From Tanya Byrons column in Times 2

Sorry not to link to this but there is another long question and answer on the same page that precedes this one.

During a recent bathtime chat my daughter, 5, asked to know the name of her vagina, which I told her. She seemed happy with the word and repeated it a couple of times. A few days later her teacher told me that my daughter had proudly told her class that she had a vagina. The teacher has suggested that I dissuade my daughter from using ?such language? at school as some parents may be offended if their child uses it. I felt embarrassed ? as if my child had been swearing. Your thoughts?

Judith

What an extraordinary experience, which highlights how repressed we are when it comes to naming the female genitalia. I recently ran a workshop with surgical nurses who have to manage the postoperative psychosexual difficulties of their patients (both gender). We began by writing down all the words we could think of for male and female genitalia. The results were fascinating: several sheets of words relating to penis and barely one sheet on the vagina. On closer analysis, the penis-related words were often familiar words used with ease on a daily basis, whereas those vagina-related were often said with a giggle or a sense of shame (by women!).

After I read your letter I researched current terms girls use for their vaginas and I was stunned to find a whole word-avoiding lexicon out there: front bottom; twinkle; dust; nunnie; flower. Young boys race around comfortably saying penis (and anything else they can think of) as they flash theirs around! Some women I spoke to seemed to indicate that for a child to use the word vagina was to appear sexually precocious and disinhibited.

You need to help your daughter to understand that some people learn words at different times from others so that she doesn?t inherit any shame from this bizarre experience.

It would be useful to speak to the teacher, or the head, about school policy on what children can and cannot say. The answer will be obvious: nothing bullying, discriminatory, racist or sexist ? so then you can challenge the way you were made to feel about your daughter innocently using an anatomically correct term, and explain why you won?t be making her feel the same way

Judy1234 · 11/05/2007 20:35

Vagina and vulva as we did as children. It's just normal to use those words. Doctors in the family etc. Why use silly other words? How weird.

yogimum · 11/05/2007 20:35

I had a friend who always referred to vaginas as "toots". She was scottish, not sure if its what they use in scotland or just her own made up word.

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