Swagger Inn 149 - The One Where Team TB Wenches Go On Strike <ylt>

[LetUsPrey]

Hope this is okay for everywench

Excellent ideas there Helen re bubble wands and foam for a big party

Didn't recognise TB at first in that picture . Mind you, that's pretty much my standard of how I look on a day to day basis. Remember the John Major grey Spitting Image puppet? That.

What have you been making with all the windfalls Helen? The only we've harvested here are billions of fucking tomatoes. There's only DH likes them so he's been making them into sauce to add into bolognese and stuff. The freezer's full of it.

Have been and picked DS1 up. I now have a large vodka.

Mmmm popcorn

Oh, hi there Letus

Watching Midsomer, the duke of Savoy is playing a hot art professor.

There is a lack of FAF on this thread, must rectify.......

Which one's that Wicked? Not sure I remember that one.

I absolutely didn't download an episode of Poirot the other night because Tom Ellis was in it

Glitterball Deathstar - you may fire...when ready.

Excellent.

Have had a nice day out, back home for a bit & then back out for the night

Well bonjour Monsier TDK

Love the name Glitterball Deathstar

Have fun Fancy

It's an ep with the new Barnaby, they found an old religious wallpainting in a cellar and someone is killing people in a religious way, they found a woman in the river with a sack over her head.

Ah right I've not seen many of those

Have a great time Fancy

Literally cannot wait for DS2 to go to bed

I plan to ww , won't be going out quite yet because of the usual scheduling issues - need to eat & get a few things done first. Ah Midsomer - they do love a bizarre death.

The faf is admirable isn't it letus? and all mine

Glitterball Deathstar - what a fabulous idea madame, unlike the situation in Spain you describe

DS has been bearable lately I haven't seen him for two days

Enjoy your evening Fancy! I'll look after all the FAF. I was just explaining to Monsieur Mayer that I'd be more than happy and willing to help him polish his javelin. It's important to keep one's instruments in tip top condition.

I think it would be rather fun to play one of those weirdos that appears in every episode, like a nosy old spinster or something

Glitterball Deathstar sounds really gay doesn't it?

windfalls LetUs - they're all being stewed up and frozen for adding apples & pears to breakfast/yoghurt/anything else that needs it. The tomatoes need to be picked, then roast and pureed ideally, then turned into soup. They may just be chopped and frozen though.

you remember all that Jam I made? Don't tell DH but during tidying I discovered another dozen jars from previous years that I'd forgotten about

I'm waiting for them to do an archery club based episode. Fairly sure they've never done one.

nothing to see here

Love that third photo! Look at them brandishing their weapons.

Duke of Savoy croaked it, impaled by a chandelier chained to the bed

i bet the person who issues the death certificates in the Midsomer villages can't use autocomplete when they're typing in the cause of death

Am watching a Joan Hickson Miss Marple. Quite fancy living in St Mary Mead as long as I wasn't a victim and I could help Miss Marple with her crime solving

Impaled by a chandelier chained to the bed Now that's a version of Cluedo I haven't seen before

I remember one (I think) where the victim was tethered to the lawn and had bottles of vintage wine lobbed at him using a trebuchet possibly

Haven't got the strength to RTFT. Will do so tomorrow. Night all!

Hayloft for me - night all.